After few days
It was morning. As usual they all met in mess before going for lecture.
Sid: 24/7 hum hostel me hi hote hain. Noon mein 12 baje lecture bhi rakh sakte hain par nahin inko to subah 7:30 hi rakhna hain. Kya milta hain?
Avu (resting her head on his shoulder): True! Neend aa rahi hain bahut
Rits: Let's go for lecture. We don't have any option
They all left for lecture.
In class
Jai: Abhi us khusat buddhe ka lecture hain?
Abhi: Haan be! Vo aayega aa kar headache dega
Dev: Uski most common line har 10 minute me jo repeat karta hain. Aadha dimaag to vo sun kar hi kharab ho jata hain
Avu (rolling her eyes): To bacho jawani me khana kam khana chaye. Zyada khane se susti hoti hain. Tum log susti karoge to desh kaise chalega?
Vaish: Haan sala kutta paise deke jata hain humare khaane ke
Just then a teacher walked in. Everyone stood up.
Students (singing): Good Morning miss
Lecture: Good morning mere bacho. Sit down
Students sat down. Students started talking in murmurs.
Ishaan: Iska lecture? Iska to baad me tha na. Abhi kyun ghus aayi?
Sid: Firstly I hate her. Mere bacho. Kitne bache paida karegi ye?
Whole group laugh but silently.
Lecturer: Students listen here
Everyone turned attention to her.
Lecturer: Today I am gonna take first and second lecture as well. First lecture is of Tripathi Sir but he is not well. So I am taking his lecture too
She continued her talking.
Sumedh: Ye 2 lecture legi. Bheja fry pakka phir to humara
Rits: True!
Jai: Tripathi Sir ka ticket cut gaya kya?
Abhi: Hayee! Kya khabar di hain tune Jai. (Wisper-shout) Ishi baat par party to banti hain
Jai: Party me whiskey, rum, beer, vodka, heroine, cocaine sab hone chaye
Dev (smirk): Reem bhabhi bhi
Jai (glaring dev): Kutte ki maut milegi tujhe. Bhai ki ek din ki khushi dekh nahin sakta tu?
Dev roll his eyes. Others giggle on both.
Lecture: Let's start book checking. So everyone take your books out
Ishaan: Ye padhati ek word bhi nahin hain bass faltu ki baate, book checking, ye wo. Teacher banaya kisne isko? College mein bhi koi books aur notebooks check karta hai kya?
Mallika: Uss brainless principle ne banaya hai
They took out their books and were waiting for turn.
Lecturer came to them. She took Abhi's book.
Lecturer: Aese writing likhte hue sharam nahin aati? Padhte kaise ho? Kuch samajh nahin aa raha hain
Abhi (roll his eyes in mind): Ma'am I can understand my hand writing. Main padh leta hoon
Lecturer glared at him but he looked away. She checked books of others then went back to her seat. Whole time they were controlling their laugh. Specially when ma'am was giving looks to Abhi.
Lecturer: Aaj kal ke bache bhagwaan hi bachaye. Tum log sab ke sab nalayak ho. Aur ek mera beta ek dum innocent and sweet. Usko back answers dene to bilkul nahin aati or uski writing. Itne sundar akshar likhta hain. Koi andha bhi aankh band karke padh le. Respect bhi har ek ki karta hain or haan he is one of the toppers of his class
She said all this eyeing Abhi. Everyone from his group wanted to roll their eyes.
Vaish: Yaa to isko apne bache ki sachai nahin pata
Avu: Yaa phir khud ko jootha dilasa de rahi hain
Ishaan: Par jab isko sach pata chalega to attack pakka aana hain
Abhi: True! Real face hi nahin pata isko to. Kaand ke sath real face dekhegi to.....
They silently giggle. Lecturer was doing timepass so whole class was.
After sometime
Lecturer was roaming in whole class.
Avu: Aaj shaam ko cafe chale?
Rits: Yeps! By 6.30 we will come back
Vaish: But only girls
Abhi (frown): Why not we?
Mallika: We can't tag you along everywhere
Lecturer was listening their talks. She came to girls.
Lecturer: Girls you want to go cafe today?
Girls nodded with confusion.
Lecturer: You should visit Me and Me cafe. You will love the coffee of that cafe. Even garlic bread is love
Sumedh: Ma'am Me and Me cafe is at distance of 2-3mins walk from college campus exit, right?
Lecturer: Yaa.... You guys visited there? If not then you should visit. Try coffee and garlic bread
Sid: Yaa Ma'am 2 weeks ago only we went. After having coffee of that cafe
Boys burst out laughing. Ishaan roll his eyes.
Lecturer (confuse): Why you are laughing?
Jai (controlling his laugh): After drinking coffee of me and me cafe. Ishaan was in love with washroom from 2 whole days. He stayed in washroom
Boys again laughed. Ishaan glared them. Lecturer walked away, rolling her eyes.
Avu: Khud akele chale gaye aur hum jaa rahe hain to sath chalna hain
Sumedh: Okay! You girls go. We are not coming. Fine?
Mallika: That's like a good boy
Vaish (laughing silently): But ye mental aayi kaise suggestion dene
Ishaan: Pata chala is hi ka cafe hain. Tabhi coffee bhi iske jaise mili
They all giggle.
Lecturer (shout): Don't make noise. We are here for studies and other classes are also going. Khud to padna nhi aur doosro ko padne nhi dena. Baatein jitni marzi karwalo inse
Jai (in low voice): True! Topic of studies is me and me cafe
Avu: Vahin na khud to jaise bohot pafa rahi thi
They all roll their eyes and continued giggling and talking.
To be continued
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