Random/Idea Book 3

Sneak peak of an oneshot I'm working on + random ideas

Oneshot called: Taking control 

'From my short deep observation I have concluded that Dark is a creature of habit. The man doesn't like much surprises in his routine and precisely around half one in the afternoon he will come downstairs order me to make him a drink, this will be Dark's downfall!' Google thought a small smirk slowly appearing on his face distracting himself with opening the dishwasher putting the dirty dishes and cups into it. Halfway through the task a silent notification popped up in the android's line of sight alerting him of the time being half one and just as he closed the notification Google could hear heavy footsteps stomping across the ceiling making their way down the stairs, knowing exactly who this was Google continued with his task stacking the remaining cutlery into the dishwasher as Dark appeared in the doorway wearing his usual pristine black suit a cocky smirk never leaving his face as he stared at the android with his arms crossed over his chest.

"You know the drill by now non-human. Make me a cup of coffee right now" Dark ordered harshly his black orbs glanced down towards the android's butt for a second before shrugging his shoulders walking into the kitchen pulling the large silver door to the fridge open looking for a quick snack. Biting his lip to keep himself from retorting Google flipped the coffee machine on causing a loud steam hissing sound to fill the air which blocked the sound of the android pulling out a flying pan from one of the cupboards making his way towards the distracted demon.

'Does this justify my action for the things Dark had ever said? Will getting a little payback on the man that made me feel like nothing make me happy?' Google questioned himself standing behind Dark feeling a little hesitant going through with the plan feeling a new type of emotions that felt like his stomach was squeezing itself uneasy and anxious.

"You are nothing more than a fancy walking trash can you know that right machine? No matter how futuristic a machine is nothing can be smarter or stronger than me, after all I'm perfect!" Dark arrogantly spoke up letting out a deep chuckle unaware the ego was standing a few inches away from him. A flashing red anger suddenly washed over Google his cheeks flushing a scarlet red hearing the way the demon talked about himself including not using his name, without a second thought Google lifted the frying pan harshly smacking the back of the demon's head making him let out a painful grunt as he collapsed to the floor unconscious.

"You could say this was a real headbanger... huh? Why did I say this? Bing's terrible jokes are infecting me" Shaking his head Google placed the frying pan on the counter bending down picking up the unconscious demon like he weighs nothing tossing him over his shoulder and carried him out of the kitchen. Luck is on Google's side as he entered the living room not a single occupant could be seen leaving him to follow through with his plan with no interruptions, opening a door that was hardly used kind of hidden next to the bookshelf the android walked down the short flight of stairs the stairs lightly creaking under him as he walked down the narrow descending staircase.  

Inflation kink
. Everyone has at least one kink including Dark who had a inflation kink which he was embarrassed trying to keep it a secret from the other Iplier's. As majority of the egos went out for the day Dark decided to have some fun grabbing a never ending detachable sink head from the kitchen and pulling it upstairs to his office, feeling nervous/excited Dark puts it in his mouth before continously swallowing mouthful of water. Immediately Dark felt his stomach swelling outwards making him close his eyes enjoying the experience blissfully unaware that he started to burst out of his suit and the rest of his body filling up with water, however Dark snapped out of it hearing the front door slam open as he panics realises he gotten big and trying to pull it out of his mouth he found his arms unable to reach leaving him to swallow and inflate bigger! How can Dark escape this situation? Will the Iplier's follow the hose and discover the swelling demon?