Random/Idea Book 3

Little sneak peak of an oneshot: The Soda Thief + Some more Ideas

Suddenly the footsteps ceased leaving the manor to be completely silent once more yet Wilford knew the footsteps stopped near the entrance the culprit most likely checking to see if anyone was nearby. From within the cupboard Wilford spotted a lone figure entering the kitchen with the limited light shining through the window he recognised the figure to be Dark with his usual attire of a pristine smooth black suit and white button up shirt, spotting the demon Wilford gotten even more confused wiggling his moustache in thought.

'No way Darkie is the soda thief he doesn't even like soda to my knowledge... He's always drinking wine or coffee plus he made the rule so he would never break his own rul-' Wilford thought before his brown eyes widening in pure horror hearing the familiar psst sound of a can opening. Without waiting Wilford slammed the cupboard open climbing out of the tight space ignoring the way the demon flinched from the sudden loud sound of the door slamming into the wall as his hand swiftly flicked on the switch luminating the kitchen.

"IT WAS YOU DARKIE!! Someone has been stealing my precious sweet bubbly sodas.. You... You gluttonous greedy fiend" Wilford accused half sounding surprised and half sounding angry pointing the spatula menacingly towards the demon while glancing down at the single can in the ego's hand. Sensing a potential dangerous weird situation could happen Dark quickly placed the can down on the counter before facing his friend having his hands up in a calming peaceful gesture hoping to settle down the other ego.

"Wilford... I know what this might look like to you but if you let me expla-" Dark started taking a few steps away from the counter but quickly zipping his mouth shut from the intense glare Wilford was aiming at him.

"You cannot lie out of this Darkie. My peepers never deceive me and you were holding and undone one of my bubble sodas" Wilford clearly pointed out putting the dangerous spatula down onto the counter still sounding a little angry stalking over towards his demonic friend before stopping standing a few feet away crossing his arms over his chest.

"Wil-" Dark started once more trying to take control of the situation before feeling one of Wilford's fingers pressing against his lips causing him to fall silent as the demon groaned in annoyance not being able to explain himself. For a few seconds silence fell between the two egos neither one of them speaking Wilford glanced at the open soda can before looking back at the demon an idea came in his head a sly mischievous grin stretched on his face, Wilford slowly walked around the demon like a wild animal hunting its prey until he was standing behind the man and grabbed his arms harshly behind his back preventing the demon from escaping. 

The highly addictive side of snacks
. When the Iplier's first band together and started to live together they all noticed how strict/bossy Dark was when it comes to being a leader and towards his body. They also learnt that the demon never actually touched or eaten anything sweet wanting to keep his buff godlike body and not wanting anything to ruin it, of course the Iplier's tried their damn hardest to crack him to try something sweet yet Dark refused until Eric had gifted him a simple small chocolate bar and not wanting to hurt the shy egos feeling Dark reluctantly ate the chocolate bar to the delight of everyone! That small chocolate bar changed Dark's life that small suagry snack caused him to become quite addicted leading to him to sneak behind the other Iplier's back stealing and eating as much sugary snacks as possible and Dark couldn't himself, slowly with time Dark begun to pack on the pounds as his suit begun to look even more tighter around his softening body yet Dark continued on his gluttonous secret eating doing his best to hide his weight gain from everyone from sucking in his gut whenever one of the Ipliers is around! How long can Dark truly hide his tubbier body? Can Dark control his gluttonous side and stop eating so much snacks? Or will an accident happen where the Iplier's truly see how much of a gluttonous demon Dark has become?