Random/Idea Book 3

Some More Random Ideas

A/n: Hello everyone! Just letting you know that I'm hoping to get another oneshot/headcanon out this week but for now enjoy a few of these ideas :D

Colliding of two different groups
. The Guardians of the galaxy were having some technical troubles with their spaceships forcing them to make a emergency land back on Earth crashing into the Forest near the iplier Manor where the two groups collide. Being a huge fan of superheros Eric immediately recognises the guardians telling the others which majority of the egos happily allowed the group of superheros to stay at the Manor until their ship gets fixed up, however Dark wasn't exactly thrilled with the arrangements in fact he was quite jealous to see the ipliers getting along pretty well watching Wilford and Starlord dancing/bonding over their love for food and Eric hanging out with Thor listening to the god telling stories etc! Dark felt very jealous along with feeling a little lonely mostly staying out of the way/sometimes getting into little arguments with the other guardians over stupid things, however the guardians start to drag the grumpy demon into some weird/hilarious situations from Thor accidentally forcing Dark to chug down a whole keg worth of alcohol that causes the ego to inflate with helium turning him into a floating blimp, Quill trapping the demon against the wall using his chubby round belly feeding him some alien snack which turns the ego into a massive round blueberry to Rocket trying out his new invention which aiming at a person causes them to slowly plump up as he tries it out on Dark who was quite oblivious to his muscular body softening up! Will Dark warm up to the guardians? Will anyone point out that the demon getting fatter due to Rocket?

Single Dad AU
. Many people struggled to be a single parent juggling their responsibility from working/taking care of other things but Dark managed to make things work out for him being a single parent having a son named Eric who's in his early/mid twenties. While not being a parent Dark was busy at his job as a personal trainer helping his clients to lose weight/get in shape acting a little bit of a jerk constantly making comments, of course Dark's mindset sometimes carries over to home where he makes some off hand comments about Eric's chubby body! Everything going smoothly for the muscular personal trainer/dad until Karma decided to intervene in a magical way as one day Dark wakes up to find his once muscular well build body has greatly fattened up out of nowhere filling up his bed completely, Dark struggles with his larger body forced to buy larger clothes/accidentally getting himself stuck in doorways/destroying chairs to trying to control his much larger appetite. Of course Dark tries to act like nothing is wrong with one of his clients Wilford taking a great interest in him constantly flirting/admiring the tubby personal trainer's body wobbling while exercise with alot of gifts being showered and of course the strain bond between Eric and Dark slowly heals/gets stronger!

Rule Breaker/How to free from the rules
. Dark has setup certain rules for the ipliers to follow to make sure everyone is safe/making sure no one does anything stupid while ensuring the egos have some form of privacy. Some of the rules included not entering any of the ipliers bedrooms without permission/don't build anything too dangerous in case one of the egos gets hurt/if anyone needs money for some reason they gotta ask Dark due to him keeping finances and acting like a accountant etc! Obviously a few egos didn't like a few of these rules thinking the demon was on a power trip but they reluctantly continued on with their day however Bing didn't like rules especially when the demon always denied him of building a simple ramp for him to do some skateboarding tricks, knowing Dark couldn't enforce the rules if he was incapacitated the android sets up little traps around the Manor specifically for the demon from putting a freshly baked blueberry pie in the demons bedroom which would turn him into a massive round blueberry until someone juices him or his body digests all the juice which would take weeks/creating a very stretchy belt which worn would cause Dark to steadily inflate with helium turning him into a floating blimp etc! Will Bing's plan work to get Dark utterly massive so he can build his ramp? How long will Dark remain a massive helplessly state for?

Wilford x Reader: Blueberry Date night
. For the past several months you have been dating Wilford who been nothing more than a perfect boyfriend towards you taking you out on little dates to the ice cream parlour/to the carnival winning you prizes and showering you with alot of gifts. One night Wilford planned on a different date night inviting you over to the Manor to have a candle lit dinner outside under the stars but with a small twist to make this date night memorable as the ego added in a secret ingredient to the dessert you be eating which would inevitably turns you into a massive round blueberry! At first the date was going perfectly the two of you laughing/flirting with one another but when the dessert came you became acutely aware of a increasing bloating sensation in your stomach, as you watch yourself steadily swelling outgrowing your clothes and eventually destroying the chair and Wilford absolutely enjoyed watching every second pounced on you kissing/sucking hickies all over your body making sure to let you know how much he loves you! However Wilford didn't count on the contagious the blueberry juice would be as he accidentally swallow a small bit which makes the ego join in turning himself into a massive round blueberry! Wilford only wanted to make the date night memorable and have a little fun!