Random/Idea Book 3

Lil sneak peak of an oneshot + A bunch of random ideas

A/n: This is from the voting page and its called you killed Santa! Now you become Santa!

"Jim needs luck to avoid demon junior traps! Jim! Blow the dice for luck" The Jim with glasses spoke up breaking the tranquillity of the living room holding the small six-sided dice in his hands while his twin blow on it trying to give him luck. A slight red hue appeared on the demon's pale cheeks hearing the twins referring Eric as his son which wasn't true but he certainly acted like a father figure towards the shy ego helping him to build confidence but luckily the blush was hidden behind the book he was reading, a small tapping sound could be heard as the small white dice rolled across the board until finally coming to a stop landing on a three.

"L-looks l-like y-you needed more than l-luck Jim to avoid m-my properties" Eric stuttered giggling behind his favourite flower pattern white handkerchief already counted the places the ego's piece would move. The once hopeful smile that was on the Jim's face quickly vanished seeing two places on the board where his piece was located would be safe from Eric's row of houses failed as he slowly moved his tiny silver car along until stopping at the man's property.

"Jim! Demon junior has sunk my battleship" Jim playfully cried out handing out the appropriate amount of money to Eric who looked a little smug taking over roughly seventy percent of the properties as he was the master of monopoly. Feeling utterly confused Dark lowered his book enough to look at the three egos not knowing much about board games but knew they weren't playing with ships, seeing the lost bewildered look on the demon's face caused the three men on the floor to crack up with the twin's holding onto each other keeping themselves from falling onto their backs to Eric hiding his face in his handkerchief.

'I have no clue what they laughing at... Did they quote a meme or something? Oh well, at least they getting along pretty well' Dark thought cracking a genuine smile feeling very proud of Eric coming out of his shell but before he could resume reading his book a sudden loud noise startled the four egos. 

Learning to relax
. After everything with the accords and getting rid of the trigger words Bucky Barnes returns to America along with the rest of the rogue Avengers. Things were mostly back to normal in the compound except for an awkwardness between Steve and Tony while trying to sort things out with the genius Steve tries to help his best friend to settle into his new life consistently going out for hours and spending some time in fast foods, Bucky starts to see Steve was clearly stressed as he stress eats a lot which begins to affect the super solider muscular body making him slowly gain weight! Of course Steve's stressed eating habits starts to rub off his best friend Bucky who falls in love with anything sweet/sugary and with Steve's mother hen antics making sure he was comfortable/giving him lots of food started to plump up the ex-assassin who was in denial about gaining weight as his clothes getting tighter or getting a little breathless quicker while working out! Will Steve and Tony workout the issue between them? Will Steve and Bucky realise they softening up? How will the Avengers react to seeing the two muscular super soliders gaining weight?

The miscalculated experimental protein bars
. Tony Stark enjoys a good challenge/inventing anything that comes to mind and one day his mind wondered to the two super soliders knowing they both needed to eat a lot. His mind wondered about Steve and Bucky being trapped somewhere Tony decided to create a small yet delicious tasting protein bar which would be kept on them during missions, after a good few days Tony managed to create a box full of protein bars unaware he made a small mistake in it that contains a lot more calories than he wanted but he gave both super soliders a box each asking them for their opinion once they given it a chance! Of course Steve tries two/three of the protein bars before heading to the gym for a light workout session while Bucky enjoying the first one overdone it by eating nearly half of box of protein bars before heading to his bedroom for a shower unknowingly the protein bars going to soften up depending how many they eat! How big will the two super soliders end up? Will they be able to hide their bigger bodies from the others to get to Tony to complain and try to fix this?