a modern yet still wizard hogwarts au
WARNING THIS IS A VERY GAY FIC
OC POTTER (harry's twin, her name is Callie)
jegulus parentsssss!!!!!!!! james and reg are alive and they live happily with their two children and a dog, yes they have a dog. th...
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@thebetterpotter: sooo we got attacked by the whomping willow but we eventually got into the shack so Harry's a happy lil camper, look at him, he's having the time of his life
Liked by: @draco.malfoy, @prxngs, @reggiepotter and 307 others.
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@draco.malfoy: wtaf ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: he's fineeee ➪ @draco.malfoy replied: the hell he is, look at him, he needs help, you all do ➪ @thebetterpotter replied; lol u should see ron, he can't walk now and i'm pretty sure i broke a rib ngl ➪ @draco.malfoy replied: GO TO MADAM POMFREY NOT POST ABOUT IT ON INSTAGRAM WTF ➪ @pansypark replied: girl wtf is wrong with u and ur family? go to the medical wing omfg ➪ @notfred replied: the snake has a point, go the fucking infirmary ➪ @notgeorge replied: ^^^^
@reggiepotter: WHAT THE FUCK?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS DANGEROUS AND NOW LOOK, YOUR BROTHER IS HURT! ➪ @prxngs replied: aww he's fine babe, look how happy he is, it's adorable, he's enjoying himself 🥰 ➪ @reggiepotter replied: JAMES HE IS NOT FINE! HE COULD HAVE A CONCUSSION! ➪ @prxngs replied: perhaps, but he's still a happy lil bean i mean look at that smile ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: would this be a good time to tell you about my broken rib? also Ron may not have broken his leg ➪ @reggiepotter replied: GO TO MADAM POMFREY RIGHT NOW! ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: we can't rly be bothered moving tbh and no one wants to carry ron, oop nvm Uncle Moony's here ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: we're fineeeeee ➪ @reggiepotter replied: oh my god harry are you okay? ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: im fine, it was so fun dad! i was swinging around! then i flew into a little slide, it was awesome! 😁 ➪ @prxngs replied: cool!!! ➪ @reggiepotter replied: not cool! harry you could've gotten seriously hurt! ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: i'm fineeeee, relax, u should see ron lmaooooo 😆 ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: ha! fr tho! bro can't even walk, what a loser ➪ @imronweasley replied: i can still type u know 😒 ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: oop-
@d.thomas: are you guys okay...? wth is going on? ➪ @seamus_fin replied: they nearly die every year, they'll be fine ➪ @cedricaintdedric replied: i don't think they're even capable of dying at this point tbh ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL ➪ @notgeorge replied: pop off ig ➪ @notfred replied: a tru material gorl 🤪💅🏼 ➪ @iloveluna replied: im gonna screenshot this just in case i outlive u so i can put it on ur grave and prove ur not invincible ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: never gonna happen, i'm like definitely immortal ➪ @iloveluna replied: are you tho? ➪ @lunaaa replied: well technically there's nothing that proves that they aren't immortal, they've escaped death far too many times for it not to be a possibility... 🤷🏼♀️ ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: what did i say? yo @harold_bpotter we're invincible 💪🏼😎 ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: let's goooo, Voldy can't kill us now ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: bro can try like the last 3 times but he won't get very far, he isn't very smart lol why didn't he just hit us with rocks or smth if the avada kadavra shtick didn't work? ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: nahhh fr! there's so many other ways he can kill us, bro don't think ➪ @prxngs replied: wtaf kids maybe not talk about the man who's tried to murder you, it already stresses Reg out as much as it is ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: ugh fineeee but we're just sayin' the noseless fucker ain't that bright ➪ @reggiepotter replied: he can fucking try and kill you, he won't get very far though because I'll fucking kill him myself if he harms so much as a hair on either of your heads ➪ @prxngs replied: i'll hold him down while u crucio him 🥰 ➪ @reggiepotter replied: thanks babe 😊 ➪ @britishcigpads replied: can i help??! we can double crucio him! 😁 ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: ... ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: 👁👄👁 ➪ @prxngs replied: you know what your father is like kids ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: maybe he's where i get my murdery tendencies from... ➪ @prxngs replied: i'm sorry, your whAt? ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: nothing 🥰 ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: bruh wtf dad get me outta here 😳 ➪ @prxngs replied: you're on your own with this son ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: i'm not gonna murder you🙄 ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: i dunnoooo... what if i annoy u and u just stab me? ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: don't annoy me then 😒 ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: i don't know if you know how much i cannot do that ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: bitch do you want to live or not? ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: as your younger brother by 5 minutes it's my life's purpose to piss you off whenever i can ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: here's an idea, how about you piss me off from six feet underground, how's that? cuz i'm already digging ur fucking grave rn ➪ @prxngs replied: and this ladies and gentlemen is Callie channelling her inner Reg ➪ @reggiepotter replied: i'm proud 🥲 ➪ @britishcigpads replied: only you would be proud of ur kid for threatening to kill ur other kid 😌 ➪ @prxngs replied: poor Harry ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: nah how are y'all so calm? i could be killed any second 🙄 ➪ @prxngs replied: rip then ig ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: ha get wrecked ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: i wanna go home 😭 ➪ @reggiepotter replied: Oh harry, you're fine, she's not actually going to kill you... at least I hope not but who knows ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: this isn't the least bit reassuring! 😫 ➪ @thebetterpotter replied: heh 😈 ➪ @harold_bpotter replied: ah fuck.
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another chapter for u whores, next one will probs be soon, i have no life and i don't seem to be getting writers block for this fic 🤷🏼♀️
