Hey everyone Violet and Leyna so excited we're on chapter 3 already I'm surprise that I done two chapter today so hope you enjoy.😅
Eugene POV:
So I was sitting on my rock looking threw my telescope. When I heard someone said "Hey Eugene." I look threw the telescope when I said "Well merman off the port bow Varian how you doing kid whoa what a swim." Varian said "Hey Eugene look what we found." Ruddiger said "Yeah we were in a sunken ship and really creepy human stuff." Eugene said "Huh hey let me see." Varian show me the stuff he found I look and look in Varian bag and pick these books up and I said " Well these are call brick throwers." Varian said "What that." I said "Human use these to throw at one another." Varian said "Wow what about these." Pointed to the goggles I said " Those are called shell crackers humans use then to break shells or any other hard objects." Varian said " I'm just going to call them Topaz specs." I said "Whatever you want kid." Then I pick up the fork.
(I don't own the song)
Eugene:
Wow- this is special...this is very, very unusual,
Varian:
What? What is it?
Eugene:
It's a dinglehopper
Varian:
A dinglehopper?
Eugene:
Oh these babies are fantabulous.
Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to a dinglehoppers,
I'm a regular encyclopoodia
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
That'll flap their wing!
Person 1:
Flap their wings!
Person 2:
Flap
Person 3:
Awwwk
Eugene:
Welll, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs
Person 1:
Thingsmabobs
Person 2:
Jigs
Person 1:
Bobs
Person 3:
Awwwk
Eugene:
Pick up the dinglehopper, just
Like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling
Now! Give it a little yank
And there you go
You're what they call "the dog's meow"
People:
Wonderful stuff
Person 3:
Awwwk
People:
That human stuff. Can't get
Enough-
Person 3:
Awwwk
People:
Of human stuff! And we are the
Authority-
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great at
Explanation' Human stuff
Varian:
What's that?
Eugene:
A snarfbatt
Varian:
Wow
Eugene:
Back when the world was
Prehistorial, people sat as still
Coral. Flat upon their bumps
Person 1:
On their runts
Person 2:
Bunks
Person 3:
Awwwk
Eugene:
There they would be, not even
Thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
Person 1:
On the dumps
Person 2:
At
Person 1:
On
Person 3:
Awwwk
Eugene:
Then they invented snarfbatts just
By chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da
Snarfbatts're what you
Use to make folks dance
Give it a blow and then-
Viola
People:
Wonderful stuff
Person 3:
Awwwk
People:
That human stuff! If you're a bluff
Person 3:
Awwwk
People:
Oh human stuff
Person 1:
I'ts marvable
Person 2:
Stupendiful
Eugene:
Completely A-O-J!
Which sounds absurd, but take my
Word-
Eugene and people:
That's what the humans
Say!
Sensible stuff
That's human stuff
None of it fluff-
Not human stuff
And heaven knows
Since we're the Pros
From us, you'll get no guff
Eugene:
And once you've got your who's
-ma-gig-
Person 1:
A thinga-ma-what-
Person 2:
A whatcha-an-gig-
Eugene:
That's all you need to bring you
Up to snuff
People:
Right up to snuff
With proper dinglehopper
Groomin'
Rest assured your look real
Human
Eugene, people and Varian:
We know, 'cause we
Know
Human stuff.
Eugene said "It makes good music." Varian said "Music oh no father concert." Ruddiger said "That's today." Varian grab all his stuff and said "Tganks Eugene but I have to go good bye Eugene." Eugene said "Good bye kiddo." Saw Varian swam back home. But little did Varian knew someone was watching.
Hope you enjoy that cliffhanger can't wait for the next chapter.
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