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Chapter 8

Bob
Hey

y/n
Hi

Bob
Wyd

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Trying to nap

Bob
Oh how's that's going

y/n
Not good

Bob
Oh
How's life

y/n
Good

Bob
Did I do something?

y/n
No
Why?

Bob
You're being very dry

y/n
You started it first

Bob
I did not. 😒

y/n
"Hey"
"Wyd"

Bob
HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO START A CONVERSATION

y/n
Idk by being creative I guess?

Bob
You tell me how to be creative then

y/n
Hmph fine
Watch this

Bob
Ok...
Waiting

y/n
Actually wait
Yk today I read a shrek x obama fanfic
And that was the worst thing I've ever read

Bob
Why...

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LISTEN
I was bored.

Bob
Do you have the link?

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queeee
??!?!!?!?!!!!! ⁉️

Bob
Not for me ofc...

y/n
Then who?
Huh?
Answer mysterious man
No answer?
Don't be ashamed for wanting to read it

Bob
🙄
I'm not ashamed plus it wasn't even for me
It was for Kristian...

y/n
Whatever you say Bob 😗

Bob
So
What's your name :)

y/n
You'll have to earn that ;)

Bob
How can I do that

y/n
You figure that out bae

Bob
Hmph fine.

y/n
I'm gonna go to bed while u figure that out :)

Bob
No come back please :(

Leaving Bob on read after that message, I shut my eyes hoping I'd get some sleep but I was wrong. My phone kept going off. If I had to guess, it was Bob spam messaging me. I was correct.

Bob
- Bartholomew, did you know that the world could end right now and you wouldn't even see it coming?
- did you know that the ocean holds more human remains than the graveyard?
- you can't stand backwards on a staircase :O
- yk how people say "you'll get used to it" how come we've woken up so many times but we never get used to it...

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Bob
Wtf
Great. Now I won't be able to sleep

Bob
Good.
I can send u some more facts :)

y/n
Bob. I wanna sleep.

Bob
But
I read these and now I can't sleep :(