wrong number

Chapter 25

Just a few mins later I received a message from Jacob again...

Bob
Youer a real heartbrwaker you knoe dhat?

y/n
Looks like someone forgot how to type... 😬

Bob
Shur up
Shut*
I jist wokr ip
Just wokr *
WOKE**
GOD

y/n
Take your time Bob

Bob
🙄 I hate you

y/n
You love me

Bob
No.

y/n
Yes.

Bob
Whatever

y/n
No.
Say it.

Bob
You're very demanding

y/n
I know
Now say it

Bob
Yes bartholomew
The love of my life
I love you so much.

y/n
I'll take it even tho u said bartholomew.

Bob
Good

y/n
How was your nap btw?

Bob
Don't remind me of it.

y/n
Why?
Why was it a good one?
You can tell it was a good one if you have lines on your face 👀

Bob
I'm not amused

y/n
Wow someone's grumpy after their little sleepy time

Bob
I don't wanna talk to you
I'm mad at you.

y/n
What did I do to make my little Bob mad 😧

Bob
Don't call me that.
You lost the privileges to call me bob

y/n
Bob honey..
sorry but you don't get to decide that

Bob
🙄
You told my sibling your name

y/n
Yes I did 😌

Bob
How come all he had to do was beg a little but I had to wait so long

y/n
Suck it up buttercup

Bob
BUT
THE WORST PART IS THAT HE KEEPS CALLING ME BOB

y/n
I see nothing wrong with that

Bob
...

y/n
Oh no 😰😨😱
My boyfriend's brother is calling him Bob
What will I do

Bob
...

y/n
WAIT NO
YOURE RIGHT, ONLY I SHOULD GET TO CALL U THAT

Bob
...

y/n
Okok I'll stop

Bob
And yes another thing I'm mad about

y/n
There's more?

Bob
Yes.
You two were trying to snoop on my phone

y/n
🤷‍♀️ idk what you're talking about

Bob
Sure you don't

y/n
Yeah...

Bob
k
(Read - 7:36)

Bob
Hey
Why'd you leave me on read?

y/n
I don't reply to dry texts 😐

Bob
What was I supposed to reply to "Yeah..." with

y/n
That was for u to figure out

Bob
I did
And said k

y/n
Besides that dumbass

Bob
Ouch 😧
I can see how much u love me

y/n
🥰😍😘

Bob
I'm hungry :(

y/n
Go make a sandwich or something

Bob
But my brother ate all of the crunchy peanut butter
And there's only smooth peanut butter left

y/n
And?
I don't see a problem

Bob
I eat crunchy peanut butter...

y/n
You're a sorry excuse of a man
Hope you enjoy purgatory

Bob
Well.. that escalated quickly

y/n
What kind of a person actually enjoys crunchy peanut butter over smooth???

Bob
Me
I'm that person

y/n
Nope.
Goodbye.

Bob
NOO COME BACK
BARTH
BARTHOLOMEW
y/nnnn
IM SORRY

y/n
So you accept I was right?
And that smooth> crunchy

Bob
...
(Read - 7:50)

Bob
OKAY
YES
I ACCEPT

y/n
See I knew we could talk it out and agree on the same thing 😚

Bob
Yeah.. right

y/n
I just received an interesting text from Kristian
But I'm not surprised

Bob
What?

y/n
"Currently out hoping to "pussy pleasure" someone"
Um...

Bob
Alright um

y/n
His words
Not mine 🤷‍♀️

Bob
Why is he calling it that
Ew
I hate that

y/n
You can't judge him for calling it that

Bob
True
You're right

y/n
Honey I'm always right

Bob
You do be spitting facts doe 🤪

y/n
What the fuck
I never cringed so hard before
That was THE ew.

Bob
I'm sorry
I cringed at it too

y/n
You need more sleep I think
Go back to bed

Bob
But...

y/n
Nope I don't wanna hear anything
You've been awake for too long and it's affecting you clearly

Bob
I've only been awake for an hour

y/n
Well clearly that's more than enough

Bob
You're like my mom

y/n
Smart?
Pretty?

Bob
No.. that's not what I meant

y/n
🙄
I wanna talk to your brother instead

Bob
Nope. Never again.

y/n
Fine. Goodnight.

Bob
But-
(Read - 8:07)

(A/N: I know I was missing for a while.. I really didn't expect this story to get this much love 😭🫶 for those of you who reached out to me in the comments and in dms.. I really appreciate it. A lot of you wanted more updates so here you :) I got very busy with irl so I couldn't update at all but I'm back)