Sadly, Jacob was visiting his family for the weekend. This was the first time I was away from Jacob since we started dating. He hasn't called or texted me since morning.
I still had an assignment due for the online courses I started taking. Since I had nothing better to do, I started working on the assignment. (yes y/n is a college student)
y/n I think I'm gonna die writing this paper :( also, why haven't you texted since you left? do you not love me anymore? btw, you wouldn't happen to know anything about maxim gorky, would you?
Bob no...I'm 15
y/n ??? huh??? excuse me?
Bob who are you??
y/n Jacob day. if you're fucking around with me right now, I will fly over and kill you.
Bob is your name really Bartholomew? lmao
y/n no it isn't please
Bob Then why is that your contact name with heart/zombie emoji on my brother's phone?
y/n OHHH YOUR JACOB's SIBLING also wtf... zombie emoji really
Bob ofc I'm his sibling. i literally just said he was my brother.
y/n um ouch. you gotta be luke if your acting like this. (we are gonna pretend jacob's brother luke is 15)
Bob yes that is me.. how do you know my name?
y/n Bob- i mean Jacob told me
Bob ok... whats your name?
y/n why would I tell you? I didn't even tell Bob my real name this quick.
Bob LMAO WHAT? am i reading this right? what the fuck is bob
y/n yes you saw that right child. bob jenkins... aka your older brother.
Bob 😐😐😐 child?
y/n yes.
Bob whatever. whats your name? please tell me I'm begging
y/n why?
Bob because you said jacob didn't know your name for a while.. it'd be a shame if i could know your name faster than he got to know.
y/n you sound just like Kristian
Bob stop avoiding my question Bartholomew heart/zombie emoji.
y/n STOP YOU DO NOT GET TO CALL ME THAT. also i need a word with your brother for that name.
Bob ok but you can't escape me
y/n I can try.
Bob please tell me please tell me please tell me please tell me please tell me
y/n no
Bob I can go all day. you wouldn't want Jacob's little brother to cry, now would u?
y/n omg fine
Bob yay!! :)
y/n its y/n
Bob pretty name I like it.
y/n thank you :)
Bob OH YOUR THE GIRL HE LIKES AND IS DATING?
y/n uh yes. how'd you know
Bob he talked about you, also i just saw the pic so I knew its you.
y/n what pic?
Bob This pic
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
y/n omg wtf not that pic :(
Bob its not that bad just that filter..
y/n this pic is old.. lets not talk about it.
Bob sure whatever my brother's girlfriend says.
y/n anyways. how'd you get access to his phone?
Bob he's been sleeping on the couch since he got here I just held it up with face id and bada-bing bada-boom I now have access to his phone
y/n smart child. did you find any secrets?
Bob I'm not a child >:( also no I haven't found anything yet cuz this lady keeps texting me and won't let me scroll through the phone.
y/n ouch.
Bob oh no. he's waking up I shall go now Bartholomew
y/n don't die
Bob I'll try not to gotta run.
(A/N: I DIDN'T DIE I'M STILL HERE! Haven't updated in a while, but I'm trying :( sorry guys! I'll take any suggestions you guys have :D I'm suffering from not having enough ideas for this book)
