We went back to the IMP building and all sat down for a meeting.
Blitzø: okay we need to find out what's going on with Y/N, so I'm organizing a surprise training day!
Everyone but you Kenny and Blitzø groaned.
Y/N: What's so bad about a training day?
Millie: Staying up early, going to work early, Loona getting drunk, and Blitzø being Blitzø.
Blitzø: Hey!
Y/N: Me and Kenny had to get up early when we were alive.
Kenny: Yet you were always late
You start blushing.
Y/N: Shut up Kenny!
Kenny: what? It's true.
Blitzø: training starts at eight o'clock.
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6:50
You wake up in the middle of the night, from the sound of someone knocking on your apartment door. You slowly open the door and suddenly.
(WHAM)
You got kicked in the chest by a familiar looking demon. You then realize it was your target from earlier. You conjure your pistols and go to fire but before you can pull the trigger you get a right hook straight to the face. Your guns actually fall out of your hands and the target picks them up. He fires one of the guns and it puts a hole through your foot.
Y/N: SHIT!
You use your superhuman speed to run up and kick the target Tenya Iida style.
Target: SHIT FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCKING COCK SHIT IN MY ASS FUCKING MORE SHIT.
You conjure your sniper and quickly shoot him in the heart, killing him.
Y/N: Serves you right.
By now the hole in your foot was nothing but a scab. You lay down but can't sleep, so you decide to take a walk. As your walking through the city you see a fluffy white feminine demon with four arms walk out of a building with a hellhound. It takes a second before you realize that they are covered in blood
????? ????: Fuck yeah! That was fun.
???: and liberating!
Y/N: Need I ask why you two are covered in blood?
????? ????: two words.
???: Rapist murder.
Y/N: hey, I work with two people that do that. May I ask your names?
????? ????: Angel Dust.
???: You can just call me Fox
Y/N: like Fox McCloud from Starfox? I'm
Y/N by the way.
Fox: I played that as a kid. Iactually broke a controller because of how hard it is.
Y/N: You get human games down here?
Fox: Rarely. I was just lucky.
While you and Fox talk Angel Dust is at a vending machine labeled "drugs." He presses a button labeled well... angel dust.
Angel Dust: Y/N want some?
Y/N: I've never tried any drugs... well I'm already dead so why the "hell" not.
Fox: Nice pun.
Y/N: thanks
After 20 minutes the three of you were tripping balls.
Y/N: thats some Gooooood shiit.
Angel Dust: telll me abouut iit
Fox was just recording herself blinking.
Fox: Looook I'm doiing somethinng coooooool with my eyes.
Angel Dust/Y/N: oooooh
After another 30 minutes of hanging out You realize you have to be at work in 20 minutes.
Y/N: guuys, wanna see where I wooork?
Fox/Angel Dust: Suuuure.
You guys arrive 10 minutes early, with the only people there so far is Blitzø and Loona.
Blitzø: you had a crazy night, didn't you.
Y/N: yeeep
After 10 more minutes the three of you are sober, and everyone's there.
Kenny: So how does this training thing work?
Blitzø: Follow me.
Blitzø leads everyone into a large room with several mats on the floors.
Blitzø: This is where we train hand to hand combat with each other
Blitzø then walks into a another room with targets set up in small booths
Blitzø: This is the shooting range.
You all then go into a room with a wide variety of weapons on the... floor
Blitzø: This is the armo-
Moxxie: Sir, did you make it a mess again?
Blitzø: nooooooooo
Y/N: Blitzo, this is the ONE ROOM that shouldn't be a mess.
Blitzo: To you guys it may be a mess but I can find anything.
Moxxie: Where's the Thompson submachine gun?
Blitzo: The what?
Y/N: The Thompson submachine gun. Otherwise known as the Tommy gun.
Blitzo: ooh- wait how did you know that?
Kenny: Me and him used to be very interested in guns.
Blitzo: good to know.
Blitzo starts rummaging through the huge pile of guns, swords, and many other types of weaponry. Moxxie finds it and picks it up.
Moxxie: Sir, it's right here and it goes here.
Moxxie puts the Tommy gun on the wall.
Blitzo: I knew that!
Y/N: boss, it's very clear that you didn't.
Blitzo: let's go pair everyone up.
Moxxie: I'll stay here and clean up the weapons.
Kenny: I'll help him.
Moxxie starts talking under his breath.
Moxxie: ugh this is the third time this week.
After you guys walk back to the big room and Blitzo starts pairing everyone together.
Blitzo: Millie you'll be against Max, Y/N will be against Loona, And Jemma will be with me. Also I guess Kenny will be with Moxxie since they are behind.
Millie and Max then walk to different sides of the room. Max begins stretching and Millie cracks her neck.
Blitzo: GO!
Millie and Max then run up to each other and the battle has begun. Millie tries to kick Max in the stomach but he swiftly dodges and retaliates with a straight punch that hits Millie in the face. This makes Millie recoil in pain and then straight up rushes to Max hitting him with a left hook then a kick that sends him across the room crashing into the wall. You expected him to at least wince in pain but he doesn't, he just gets right back up and continues to fight. He eventually pins Millie down and Millie surrenders, ending the fight.
Authors note: Sorry but I'm already at 1000 words so I this will be continue this in the next chapter.
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