It's been a week yet everytime you and Kenny are near each other its super Awkward. You and Kenny talk a lot, but whenever you do your faces are redder than tomatoes. After a while you decide to try and learn more about hell. You walk outside and sit on a bench and start looking around. Then all of a sudden people start fleeing in terror. You then see a slim, dapper demon, with beige colored skin, and a broad, permanently afixed smile full of sharp, yellow teeth He sports a pinkish-red cropped, angled bob-cut with black tips at the ends and two large, black tipped tufts of hair extending from the top of his head, evoking the ears of a deer. The demon is wearing a red pinstripe coat with dark-red lapels piped with white. He then speaks with a voice reminiscent of an old timey radio.
???????: Nice day to sit outside, isn't it?
Y/N: I suppose. Why is everyone running away?
???????: I'm one of the overlords of hell. Most people just call me the radio demon but that's mostly because everyone's too afraid of me to get to know Me. Name's Alastor
Y/N: Nice to meet you Alastor. Would you mind telling me how this whole... rings of hell thing works?
Alastor: it's just a way of splitting up hell.
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Authors note: in this story, sinner demons can freely travel between the rings.
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Alastor: you can usually find different things in different rings. Gluttony for example has a wide variety of buffets, fast food places, and restaurants.
Y/N: Oh.
Alastor starts walking away.
Alastor: well I've got places to be.
Y/N: okay see you around then.
You then start walking back to the IMP building. Kenny must have left but Max is still there. You decide it would be beneficial to ask Max about being in a relationship.
Y/N: Max I have a question.
Max: What is it.
Y/N: Me and Kenny have been together for a week, but everytime.were near each other it's just awkward. Any tips?
Max: That's normal. Me and loonie were the same way the first few weeks. And don't try to rush it as that'll only make it more awkward.
Blitzø walks in from the main office.
Blitzø: Get ready! We have a client. Y/N I want you to try this one.
Y/N: okay.
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The human world.
The IMP crew arrive at their destination: a small house in the middle of nowhere. Moxxie sets a bag filled with various weapons down. Blitzø grabs his flintlock.
Blitzø: where are your guns Y/N.
Y/N: hang on let me try something.
You think about your two flintlocks appearing in your hands, and they appear.
Y/N: Huh neat.
Blitzø: Can I see them?
Y/N: sure
You try to hand your guns to Blitzø but as soon as they leave your hands they disappear.
Y/N: What the fuck?
Blitzø: hmm interesting. Well the only reason I wanted em was to see if they were exactly like mine. But I do want you to try another gun. Moxxie get out the Barrett.
Moxxie: okay sir.
Moxxie gets out what you assume is a sniper and hands it to you. He then proceeds to tell you about stuff like how to properly reload and other gun safety stuff.
Blitzø points at someone through the window.
Blitzø: That's our target. Aim and fire
Y/N: hold on.
You feel something weird. Like you just gained energy from the sniper. You then drop the sniper and another one appears in your hands, just like the flintlocks did except it has flame designs on it. You then proceed to look through the scope and feel like it's magically aiming towards the targets head. You then pull the trigger and...
(Bang!)
The muzzle flashes and the bullet goes straight through the targets head.
Blitzø: Nice shot Y/N!
Moxxie: are we just gonna ignore the fact that he now has his own sniper?
Blitzø: Oh yeah, that too.
You then see Jemma rush into the house and start shooting the body.
Jemma: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING RAPIST!
Y/N: something tells me she doesn't like rapists
Max: Ya think? That whole gun thing was cool by the way.
Y/N: I had no clue that it was gonna happen.
Jemma walks out of the building.
Jemma: That felt good.
Y/N: I'm sure it did.
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One Helluva Story (X-reader) Cancelled
FanfictionMy first try writing fanfiction Y/N was a normal person having a normal day at work until a huge accident causes his death but not before accidentally causing someone elses Y/N wakes up in hell, confused. He decides to join IMP a not so professional...
