"I can't do it, Beyoncé. I literally cannot do it." I tell her.
I'm too scared to go Scuba Diving with her.
"Babygirl, come on it'll be fun." Beyoncé says to me, trying to encourage me as she puts her goggles on.
I shake my head no at her.
"No, no, no, no, nah, nah, nope, hell nah, no." I say to her.
Beyoncé lightly chuckles as she lightly shakes her head.
"It'll only be fun for you cause ya crazy ass is Adventurous, and it won't be fun for me cause there will be Sharks and you know how scared I am of Sharks." I tell her as I roll my eyes at her.
"If there are Sharks then they won't even harm you." Beyoncé tells me.
I look at her like she's stoopid, which she is, cause I know she didn't even just say that dumb shit.
"Giselle, you're really stoopid and I mean really really stoopid, a whole dumbass stoopid. Cause you know damn well if those Sharks see me they'll immediately eat me without even hesitating." I tell her.
"Not if you don't provoke them." Beyoncé says to me.
"Nigga, if I provoke them or not, they'll still eat me regardless." I say to her.
"They'll especially eat me cause I'm delicious and thick as fuck, and they love that." I tell her.
"I mean shiiiiiiit, so do I." Beyoncé says to me as she licks her lips.
This nigga is so unserious right now.
"Plus they wouldn't even think of eating you. Cause I'll protect you like I always do, babygirl." Beyoncé tells me.
A smile instantly forms on my face after she said that.
"You'd get eaten by a Shark for me." I ask her.
"Fuck yeah, to keep you alive and safe, babygirl." Beyoncé tells me while smiling at me.
"Cause after that they'll get full from eating my stick, my long thick Fish Stick that is." Beyoncé adds.
Again this nigga is so unserious right now.
But I cackle so loud at that.
"You're really so damn corny chile, and you're really so unserious." I tell her through my loud cackling.
"Well ya ass Married me, so that means you love me anyways. Plus I got you to smile and laugh, so a win win for me." Beyoncé says to me while smiling at me.
"So, are you going to come Scuba Diving with me or nah." Beyoncé asks me after a few minutes of silence between us.
I roll my eyes as I blow a loud breath out.
"Sure Daddy, as long as you protect me." I tell her.
"Always and Forever." Is all Beyoncé says to me.
I put my goggles on as I then slowly walk backwards while exhaling in and out, also while I say a quick little prayer.
Then once I'm done praying and saying Amen, I then run forward.
"AHHHH!" I scream out as I jump into the ocean.
A few seconds later Beyoncé gets right back under the water.
I look to my right, looking right at Beyoncé.
She gives me a thumbs up.
I give her a thumbs up too.
Beyoncé and I then begin swimming more deeper under the water.
It's honestly truly so beautiful down here in the ocean.
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