I DO!!

Beyoncé

I slowly wake up as I hear a loud ding coming from my phone.

So I carefully sit up, laying up against the headboard.

Onika groans in her sleep.

"Daddy, stawp moving." Onika mumbles out to me as she snuggles more into me.

"Sorry, babygirl. I'll stawp moving." I softly say to her as I kiss the top of her head.

I then grab my phone from off the nightstand.

I turn my phone on, only to see a Notification, saying that I have been added to a GroupChat named Big Dicks Except Beyoncé Cause That Nigga Has A Small Dick.

I roll my eyes as I shake my head.

I already know who made this dumbass stoopid GroupChat.

Kelendria Trene Rowland.

Anyways I unlock my phone, putting my password in.

I click on The Notification, and it immediately takes me to The GroupChat.

I start typing.

BeyK 👑🐝: Kelendria Trene Rowland

Kelly The Dumbass 🤪: Not the whole Government Name 🙄😭

Nelly 😎🩹: Not the whole Government Name 😭😭

Aubrey 😢🦉: Not the whole Government Name 😭😭

Rayne 🔥: Not the whole Government Name 😭😭

Karson 🙂: Not the whole Government Name 😭😭

BeyK 👑🐝: Not y'all saying the same exact thang 😭😭

Kelly The Dumbass 🤪: Riiiiiight like don't be following The Leader

Kelly The Dumbass 🤪: Like they're really those Repeating Ass Birds

I close my lips, while trying my absolute best to hold my laughter in.

BeyK 👑🐝: Wait wait wait wait ✋🏽🤣

BeyK 👑🐝: They're really what now 🤔😭

Shawn The Don 😎: Wait what the fuck and why the fuck am I hea for 😭😭

Kelly The Dumbass 🤪: Beyoncé yo Giraffe Neck Ass knows what the fuck I'm meant 🙄

Nelly 😎🩹: 😭😭😭😭

Aubrey 😢🦉: 😭😭😭😭

Rayne 🔥: 😭😭😭😭

Karson 🙂: Why am I laughing this damn hard for 😂🤣

BeyK 👑🐝: I really don't you know what you meant Kelendria

BeyK 👑🐝: So pls tell us what you really meant, pls pls teach us The Class on what you meant

Kelly The Dumbass 🤪: Nigga you know those Mimicking Birds that copies you, that's their name

BeyK 👑🐝: 😭😭😭😭

Shawn The Don 😎: That's really not their name tho 😭😭😭😭

Kelly The Dumbass 🤪: Big Fishy Lips no one asked for your two cents nigga

Nelly 😎🩹: 😭😭😭😭

Aubrey 😢🦉: 😭😭😭😭

Rayne 🔥: Yoooooo the way I just screamed so damn loud 😭😭😭😭