I DO!!

Beyoncé

"You're gonna be hea on time, right? Okay....mhmm yeah. I know, I know." I say into my phone as I try my best to hurry up, so I can go downstairs.

I'm really tryna hurry up, so that I can help Mama, Mama Carol and my Wife with the food, I really wanna help in any way that I can.

"Damn it..." I say out loud as I almost drop my phone that's in between my ear and my shoulder.

"Nah, I wasn't even talking to you that time. I was just saying damn it, cause I almost drop my phone." I say into my phone, telling the person.

Right now I'm trying my best to multitask, you know pulling my pants up and talking on the phone, but it's way harder than it seems and looks.

Anyways once I'm done pulling my pants up to where I want them, I then quickly button them up, while I then go to Onika and I's full length mirror.

I skillfully put my hair up into a high ponytail without dropping my phone.

"How am I supposed to hide Onika.....you sound real fucking dumb and stoopid right now my nigga." I say into my phone, telling the person.

"Nigga, I can't hide Onika in her own house, cause this is her house too nigga. She's my Wife or have you forgotten that. Well she's downstairs helping our Mama's cook Thanksgiving Dinner. Yeah, dinner should be ready and done around four or five. Yeah, she prolly will catch me on the phone with you at any minute now, so I better go." I say into my phone, telling the person.

"Who are you on the phone with." I hear a voice ask causing me to jump and scream.

A few seconds after I calm down, I turn around, only to roll my eyes.

"Kelendria, don't ever in ya life do that shit again." I snap at her as I cover the mouth piece of my phone.

"Don't ya ass ever knock, I mean ya ass was raised on having manners." I say to her.

"Knock, nigga please. The door wasn't even closed, Giselle." Kelly says to me as she rolls her eyes at me.

I quickly uncover the mouth piece of my phone.

"Ight, okay. I'll see you soon. Okay, be careful. Bye nigga." I say into my phone.

I then take my phone from out between my ear and shoulder, as I then quickly end The Call.

Then I turn my phone off as I put it in my pocket.

And after that I turn my attention right back onto Kelly.

"Okay then, at least announce yaself instead of creeping up on black folks." I tell her as I roll my eyes at her.

"Cause, ya ass knows we black folks don't play that creeping up behind us shit. We punch people and don't ask questions after." I say to her.

"It's still fun to do tho." Kelly says to me as she shrugs her shoulders.

"Anyways, nigga. Who was you on the phone with." Kelly asks me as she walks into the room.

"No one, none of ya damn business that's who." I tell her as I then look down at my watch.

"Anyways, what the actual fuck are you doing hea this damn early? It's barely seven thirty." I say

Kelly huffs out a loud breath as she rolls her eyes.

"Ugh....well your Wife insisted that Lauren, go to The Grocery Store since y'all forgot to get some important stuff when y'all went, but anyways Lauren very heavily insisted that I go to The Grocery Store to get that shit instead of her going." Kelly tells me as she rolls her eyes again.