Beavis and Butt-Head Do America [SLOW UPDATES]

airport to las Vegas

We checked every door around the motel. 

"nope"

 "locked" 

"uh no"

  we all kept saying as we tried a door. I saw Beavis kicking a door so I walked over to him and slapped his arm " that's rude Beavis-" "BUT THERE COULD BE A TV IN HERE" I rolled my eyes and shacked my head, forgetting about his love for TV. we kept trying doors until one opened

......

what the fuck!

our principal was getting spanked by a younger hot woman. The boys did their normal chuckle and kept watching. that shit was nasty. "Beavis, betty, and butthead! Uh, you little bastards!!" I walked away from that disgusting scene and leaned on the wall outside "can we watch your TV?" Beavis asked Principal McVicker. 

"NO!, and you're expelled now! You too Betty Rosemary!" I stopped breathing, no one has ever used my mother's last before. I never liked it or her. she was mean and selfish after she drug overdosed I lived with my father but he was in the army so he went to a battle and never came home. so I lived with Beavis and butthead since I was 7. "Now get out of here!!"

As we were walking and trying doors again. beavis spoke up "Damnit, I need a TV now. we're missing everything" we walked and when we tried a door we heard a man yell "Come in!" butthead opened the door only to reveal a man with a cigarette and beer. the place smelled horrible I almost threw up.

" Ah TV" great now Beavis is happy. we stood in front of the TV. well, they did I was by the wall. staring at the man who now then turned on the lamp." you're late" he said coughing. I got confused 'late for what??' " Really?, did we miss Baywatch?" butthead questioned the man. The man looked dizzy  "man, Earl said you guys were young but jeez, and he said there were two only" he paused himself by taking a drink from his beer " As long as you can get the job done. What are your names" I didn't trust him but b&b didn't care

"Uh, Butthead" "oh, I'm Beavis" The man nods meaning he understood was they meant. 'what do they mean "I mean that's alright, I didn't want to know your real names anyways mine muddy" Muddy. "and you little girl?" did he just-" im betty, p.s you smell like dog shit" I whisper the last part so he doesn't hear what I said.

" Now I'm going to get right to the point. I can pay you 10 grand plus expenses all payable after you do her" Her? I see buttheads finger points to me "do her?" my eyes widen, The hell is wrong with boys??." No not her, my wife. just do her! we got a deal?" I was about to say no but Beavis got there before me. "We wanna watch your TV" 

" Shut up Beavis!" butthead and I say again in unison. " uh yeah well do your wife" Are you kidding me? what is so important for these two to score? I could see again Beavis getting frustrated " No! I wanna watch TV" he sounds like a 5-year-old. Butthead then smacks him in the face making him scream in pain, like how I did to him in the morning.

The boys started whispering to each other. but I couldn't make out what they were saying. all I did was keep my eyes on Muddy. They turned back to the smelly man. "well do it, sir." butthead said. Muddy nods again " well alright then, let's get down to business. Here she is, her name is Dallas she ain't as sweet as she looks, like your girlfriend back there" Girlfriend? me. no, never I roll my eyes and walk out of the room waiting for the boys. I heard a gunshot. ' please don't be dead'

"come on betty, we're going to his wife," Beavis says taking my hand as we walked to a beat-up old red car. 'this will be a long ride.

(A/N: FOUR CHAPTERS OUT!! this took so long. anyways I hope you're enjoying this! this story will have slow updates because of school but after school, I am free to write! be safe.)