Beavis and Butt-Head Do America [SLOW UPDATES]

going to Meet Dallas

We were in Muddy car with him driving, me in the passenger seat, and the boys in the back. I didn't trust Muddy but if the boys go somewhere I have to because who would trust these two alone?? "ok, you three listen to me and this is important!" he yells at us making me scoot back in my seat. I turn to face him as he takes another drink of his beer. " My wife's got this leather satchel, It's a black bag about his big" he takes his hand off the steering wheel.' This man is crazy..' he demonstrated to us how big her bag is.

" I need you to bring it back, it's a sentimental value you know?" "now any questions?" I knew what I was going to ask him 'why do we have to do it but I thought of something else. But I was cut off by the only butthead. " does she have big hooters?" are you serious? Muddy chuckled and looks in the rear mirror "yeah she sure does" I roll my eyes. boys

" I have one." I announced looking at muddy "shoot little lady" I scoffed. I hated this dude so much. "don't call me 'little lady' and my question was, when will we get there" Muddy looked at his watch and then faced it to me "soon 'little lady'" my blood was boiling I wanted to beat him up so bad but I knew he was stronger so I stayed silent. I drifted to sleep when butthead was about to say something "this is going t-"

I wake up, smacked in the face by something cold and hard. The concrete of the airport. "now don't let me down" as he dived away, the other two and I sat up " we're getting paid to score." I groan. 'idiots " yeah and we're going to get a bigger TV!

~in the plain~

"Here you are" the flight lady showed us our sites, I sat in the middle of Beavis and Butt-Head and this old lady sat next to Beavis "hey, Beavis she touched my butt" butthead spoke to Beavis. I roll my eyes. "Hello there," the old woman says. I turn to her and smile and give her a wave." Are you three heading to las Vegas?"

"Yes, we are ma'am" "yeah and we're going to score" I scoff. Great timing Beavis. I slap his arm. Glaring at him." Oh. Well, I hope to score big there myself" I knew what she meant. But Beavis didn't ofc. "I mostly going to be doing the slots" 'oh god "yeah, yeah I hoping to do some sluts too," Beavis says. I ignored him and closed my eyes, I knew it was going to be a long ride so I wanted some rest.

Beavis's pov (surprising right?)

I was talking to the old lady about sluts in Las Vegas until I feel waiting on my shoulder. It was Betty. My face gets kinda red. "Is she your girlfriend?" The lady asked me. "Huh? Betty no" I say as quickly as possible. We heard the speaker turn on telling us to put on our seatbelts. This random lady came out to show us what to do.

I and butthead grabbed our seatbelts and that shit didn't work!" hello, can I help with that?" This lady was talking to butthead and she put on his seatbelt!? The old lady helped with mine but I felt like a kid and wanted someone else to do it. Then I forgot betty didn't have hers. "Hey old lady helps me with her," I said pointing to the sleeping girl.

Time Skip

It was about the time the lady give out lunch. Beavis was talking to the nice old lady next to him about vegas and Dallas. "I'm sorry, you have to speak up son, I have this ringing in my ear." I turn to both of them listening to their Convo "my doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations." Beavis looked at her confused "really? I poop too much" the lady made an 'ohh' sound like she knew what was wrong.

"Maybe you are lactose intolerant" "I don't think that's what he-" I get interrupted by Beavis. "No, no I POOP too MUCH!" He screams at the lady "then I get tired " he finishes. The lady nods "oh well I know about tired dear, I have just for you" She dog through her purse to bring out a pill bottle that said 'non-drowsy' something for sleep.

Beavis grabs the bottle and pops it open just to grab a handful of pills to put in his mouth.' what a dumbass'