The first fight is between Chris Pratt and Alex Wasabi. Let's see what they have to say.
Chris: I'm pretty confident I'm gonna win. I'm stronger, smellier, fatter, I'm just better than him at this kinda thing. That's why I've got double his rank.
Alex: I'm just hoping I don't get my ass beat too hard, and I really hope he doesn't stink-face me, cause I hear his farts are nasty.
The two fighters are in the ring. Pratt in heart boxers and Alex sporting a jockstrap! Alright boys, ready, set, FART!
DING DING
The fight has started, and the men rush towards each other, locking their arms trying to push over the other.
"PPPBBBBFFFFBBBBB" Chris ripped a big brown fart cloud and he grinned. This got a big cheer from the audience. Alex started ripping as well. The two fart clouds both grew in size, pushing the other one away, as if to protect the farters.
"You excited to sniff my stink?" Pratt said grinning. Alex only belched in his face. This distracted Chris, and Alex took the advantage. He pushed him to the floor, and sat on his chest. Chris flailed around, but he was pinned down.
"You excited to sniff my stink?" Alex said. "Wait! Wait no please!" Chris pleaded. It was no use, Alex scooted backwards, pushing out a big fart with each hop, until his bare, jockstrapped ass was on Chris's face. Alex kept on pushing out farts, when suddenly, Pratts already round tummy started to get bigger. It was Alex's fart power! Chris's gut kept getting bigger, and bigger. He was swelling up like a balloon!
"Does it smell good fatass?" Alex said, while making funny fart faces, making the audience laugh. Suddenly, Alex fell backwards, landing on his back. The front of his jock strap bursted open, revealing a massive boner. Chris quickly escaped from under his ass, and sat his butt on top of his horny opponents face. Could this be Chris's fart power? The smell of his farts causes boners, which turn men into mindless horny husks! In a big brown cloud, only Chris's head could be seen peaking over the top. He was grinning widely, when suddenly, a thick rope of cum flew up from the cloud, then another, then another. One string landed on Chris's face, causing him to laugh loudly. Alex started yelling from under Pratts ass. It was no use. After a few minutes, the yelling stopped, and Chris stood up from Alex's face. The fart cloud dissipated revealing an unconscious Alex wasabi.
Chris Pratt is the winner! He will be moving on to the next round!
Chris: I was kinda scared there, in the middle when he stinkfaced me. I really thought I was a goner, until Alex got all horned up. Apparently the beer gut I've got from his fart power doesn't go away, so I guess I'll just be even more of a butter ball for the rest of the tournament.
Alex: Damn, I was so close too! Even though I hated being stink-faced, the boner his power gave me was so hard, that was the best orgasm I've ever had! Apparently I have to stay here, in case any of the contestants want a butt cushion, my face needs to be available.
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The Fart Fight Celebrity Tournament
Fantasía16 celebrity men compete in a fart wrestling ring to see who's the best fartso. Before the game began, all of they're farts were enhanced in a way that made them almost like farty superhero's. A contestant wins when the opponent is either knocked ou...
