(Discontinued!!)The sweetest baby to ever exist (but he's from hell)

Step one: aquire baby

"I think we should go back now," Techno tells him, tugging on his sleeve with a whine.

Wilbur shrugs him off as they continue to tread through the snow, "No. That's boring. I wanna see Sally."

"Your stupid fish probably isn't even there anymore."

"She is ," Wilbur insists as he marches off stubbornly, shaking snowflakes out his hair. 

Techno just huffs, trailing behind him.

"Dad said we should be back before it gets dark," techno reminds his twin

"We will. I just wanna see Sally," Wilbur tells him as they get near the river.

"Sally doesn't even know you. She's a fish."

"She's my best friend."

Techno frowns. "What about me?"

Wilbur pauses, "You're okay," He shrugs.

"I thought I was your best friend," Techno mumbles.

"You're my third best friend," Wilbur tells him as he crouches down by the body of water, brown eyes searching eagerly.

"Who's the second?"

"Niki," Wilbur says.

"Of course," Techno rolls his eyes, kicking at a large pile of snow. "Can you just hurry up? I'm cold," He complains, drawing his cloak closer around him with a pout.

"I haven't found her yet!" Wilbur shouts in exasperation, dipping his hand in the freezing water to flick some at his brother.

Techno yelps before glowering silently. 

Wilbur smirks, going back to his search.

Techno leans down quietly and begins to kneed the snow together with gloved hands.

He rolls and rolls and rolls the snow.

Techno's chest heaves as he lifts the snowball in his arms triumphantly.

He watches his brother poke at the icy water with a stick and decides it is the perfect moment to strike.

He chucks the deadly ball of snow at the other boy and watches as Wilbur falls face first into the river.

"Ack!" Wilbur screams as he frantically splashes before regaining balance. "You fucking-"

"Dad says no swearing," Techno smirks.

Wilbur climbs out of the lake, shaky and shivering with a glare. "Sleep with one eye open."

"Are you cold? Do you want to go back yet?" Techno asks, ignoring the comment.

"Go eat glass," Wilbur retorts with a scowl.

"No thank you- Hey, what's that?" Techno squints as he looks into the distance of the river.

"What? I'm not falling for that, you're gonna push me in again-"

"No, no," Techno slaps him lightly on the shoulder before grimacing at the wetness. "Look. Look."

Wilbur side eyes him suspiciously before turning to stare and his eyes widen.

"What is that?"

"I dunno, do you have your telescope?"

"No. Why would I just bring a telescope, that's so weird-"