waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 3

day 52: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

jupitercl0uds was sprawled across their bed, crying.
'What's wrong, Ash?' asked Tails.
'I wrote a really good chapter yesterday and forgot to post it. Next thing you know, I have to reboot my Chromebook because it just stopped working for no reason. It's gone, now.'
There was a bag on the floor near the crying child. It was fully packed. Tails knew that this wasn't from the last trip jupiter took, as the bag was different.
'I'm really sorry for you, Ash, but why is this bag here? Where are you going?' He looked around the room in suspicion. He was hoping this wasn't yet another cast member joining. He couldn't find anyone, so checked the tags for good measure. Nobody new there... yet.
'The friends' summer school,' they sobbed. 'The part that says "the friends'" means it's Quaker, by the way.'
'Well, do you have friends there?'
'Yeah.'
'So why would you still be crying?'
'Because it's too hot, I can't sleep and they've got that bloody town singer out in the park, singing her bloody heart out when I'm trying to sleep.'
'Ok, fair enough, just one question: what's a "town singer"?' asked Tails.
'Basically, you know how we live in 2 towns at the same time, despite the fact they're in opposite sides of the country? Well one of those towns, the town I currently live in, has this singer. She's at, like, every event, big or small. Sometimes, it'll be New Year's eve, other times, it's just the artizan market. And right now, I swear, it's just out of spite,' muttered jupitercl0uds. Tails sighed. He hated when xe acted like this.
'Waluigi, come up here, please,' yelled Tails. The sound of a 38 year old man wearing purple clothes and a pair of dungerees coming up the stairs was made. Then, Waluigi opened the door.
'They're in a mood,' said Tails.
'I need sleep,' said jupiter.
'Welcome to my world,' said Tails.
Waluigi picked up the child and tried cradling xem in his arms. He started to sing Rockabye baby. His furry friend looked at him with a look of deranged confusion and the one in his arms clearly wasn't falling asleep soon either. Admittedly, it is quite strange to do that to anyone over 3ft, never mind someone over 5, especially one that is far too old to be rocked to sleep. He clumsily put them back down and then had an idea.
'What if for this chapter, my 'WA' is to the tune of It Be Like That Sometimes by James Roach. Isn't that your favourite song, Ash?'
Tails looked even more confused, somehow, but jupitercl0uds was nodding and smiling, to the best of their attempts (they were terrible at expressing positive emotion, probably due to autism).
'Why, of all songs, It Be Like That Sometimes by James Roach? You've never even gotten close to reading Homestuck, have you?'
'Yeah, but it is a great song. And it's calming. You know, once I listened to it for 4 days straight,' said jupiter.
'You know what? I don't even know why I'm trying to apply logic to things anymore. 2 robots mysteriously grew human organs, Scarecrow has a thing with Ariel from The Tempest, so you know what? Sing away, Waluigi.'
Waluigi took in a deep breath, paused and then sang a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' to the tune of It Be Like That Sometimes by James Roach. jupiter fell asleep.