It was jupitercl0uds' last day of summer school. Non-existent tears were falling from their eyes at a constant stream. They decided to sit in the wardrobe and call the others. Initially, sitting in it was a joke them and their friends had made about coming out of the closet, though xe had actually found comfort in sitting in it. Jack Stauber songs were playing in their headphones. It was a bittersweet moment for them.
The phone rang as Baby Hotline began. It made them happy, as it suited the situation and was the first song by Jack Stauber they had listened to, however this time they knew what the song was about. They didn't exactly relate to the song but enjoyed it nonetheless.
It was at that point Orbot and Cubot came into the living room and announced that jupiter was calling. They had been engaging in "Completely normal activities", according to Orbot, and "The best thing to ever experience" according to Cubot. Most people, however, were asleep, the only exceptions being Tails, who was fixing the DVD rack, Sonic and Sticks. They all made their way into Tails'workshop.
'HI! HELLO! IT-IT-IT'S MY LAST NIGHT!' said jupiter, in the quietest loud voice possible.
'Ok, but can you not call at 00:35. It's very annoying. I'm only awake because I was fixing the DVD rack, Sonic couldn't sleep and I'm pretty sure Sticks was just paranoid,' said Tails.
'I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, TAILS! I'LL KILL YOU!' yelled Sticks. She hadn't slept for 4 days because of extreme paranoia, which, unfortunately, only increased her paranoia. Ever since jupiter had called, she had been paranoid that they'd call, which was much nicer than just normal paranoia, though it had led to normal paranoia.
'Well it's actually rather convenient that the only 3 people awake are Sonic characters. I'm going through a bit of a Sonic phase at the moment.' 2 tears each fell down the faces of Scarecrow and Ariel as that was said. 'Anyway, I want to cry but I can't get anything ot of my eyes. Crap, did I just accidentally reference Cavetown? Well, anyway, I'm really gonna miss this place again. Rarely anybody knows my deadname; even if they did, they wouldn't use it because like, half of everyone here is trans. Due to that, everyone knows Cavetown - hell, there are even 2 bears in trees fans.'
'Well, just know that whenever you feel awful, you've always got us. We'll always be here for you - well, we'll be here frequently,' said Tails.
'Yeah, jupiter, you've got nothing to worry about. If anyone here gives of transphobe vibes, it'd be me, and like, I'm not transphobic,' said Sonic. He ran to the Lake District and gave them a badge that said 'Conveyer toasters are the bane of my existence' and xe almost cried real tears. This was their favourite of the badges they had made, and probably their favourite badge overall. They didn't understand how Sonic knew about it very well, but they were glad anyway. They smiled as he darted back.
'I'm going to bed,' said Sonic.
'Yeah, I suppose I will too,' said jupiter. Just then, Waluigi woke up. He yawned a great big 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' and then went back to sleep right after.
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 3
Fanfictionvolume 1 & volume 2 are on my profile Tails has had a breakdown, everyone's on holiday- and did someone just say a picture? A third edition to the Waluigi series, with new characters, old characters and a recently recovered mp3 player. And don't wor...
