'Hey Wario?' asked Tails.
'Yeah?' replied Wario.
'What's in your bags?'
'Oh, I'll show you!' Wario tipped his bag onto the coffee table and out poured hundreds, if not thousands, of sweets. There were so many different kinds, from tablet to Twizzlers.
'I've been on holiday and on the way here, I saw Mario and Luigi. I asked if they'd like to come and they said yes. Anyway, on my travels, I collected my bodyweight in sweets, which I would have kept to myself but then I realised you guys lived really close to the airport I was going to.'
'Where did you go on holiday to?'
'Well originally, I only meant to go to Scotland, but there was this 75% off deal on tickets to the USA and I couldn't resist a bargain like that!'
'That explains some things. I've never had American chocolate before, but I'm not having it. I've heard it tastes of crap, and I know why, too,' said jupitercl0uds.
'Why then?' asked Tails.
'Well basically, do you remember last year when I went to Quaker summer school?'
'No, I met you in April.'
'NAHHHH, NAHH, NO WAY, I SWEAR I'VE KNOWN YOU LONGER- Anyway, there was basically this chocolate workshop that came in and apparently, they use normal milk in America to make chocolate as opposed to powdered milk, so it basically goes off in the process.'
'Ok then, uhh, thanks, I guess,' said Tails. 'Hold on Ash, why did you even bring that up? There isn't any chocolate here other than Cadbury's, and you know that won't be American.'
'Oh, sorry, I didn't notice,' said jupiter, absolutely scranning on some delectable percy pigs.
'Waluigi, you need to have some percy pigs before jupiter finishes them all. They're your favourites, right?' said Wario.
Waluigi sprinted towards jupiter and snatched the packet from them. In an instant, they were gone.
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' he said in bliss.
(this should be a chapter note but i already have one and idk how to insert images to a chapter note)
GUYS LOOK WHAT MY PARENTS FOUNDif you don't know what that is, it is a blue sony walkman mp3 player. the exact same one i keep going on about. hopefully, we'll be able to get a charger soon and i can use it again (idc if nobody uses mp3 players anymore, that thing was awesome).
help i have plans to add 2 new characters but i don't know how i'll do it (please don't give recommendations in the comments, and also i won't say who they are)
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 3
Fanficvolume 1 & volume 2 are on my profile Tails has had a breakdown, everyone's on holiday- and did someone just say a picture? A third edition to the Waluigi series, with new characters, old characters and a recently recovered mp3 player. And don't wor...