Ninjago: Gold and black

Who needs hands anyways?

Erin stares with one raised brow as an overweight man wearing a brown ninja suit walks through the doorway.

"Welcome, to Grand sensei Dareth's mojo dojo. I am Grand sensei Dareth." The due drawls out, flashing a dramatic pose. "And I Dareth you to join my mojo."

"Thank you for your time, but this is just not what we're looking for. If we don't find a dojo with a sane owner, we'll be in touch," Erin says kindly, though her voice was laced with sarcasm.

Just as she turns to exit, Cole grabs onto the hood around Erin's neck and yanks the yellow ninja back to stand beside him. She rips his hand off her hood then shows off her middle finger. Cole ignores his brutally honest friend then turned back to Dareth.

"Face the wall of karate trophies. If you look closely, you'll see my name is on all of them. That is because I am a highly skilled karate machine." The dude says almost modestly. Though he was obviously lying.

"Look Dareth," Kai says, finally putting an end to the dudes bullshit. "We were wondering if we could share your dojo. You see, we've been put in charge of training this little guy to become the Ninja in all of Ninjago." kai said, motioning to the 'greatest Ninja in all of Ninjago' who didn't look like he even had the guts to kill a stink bug.

"Not possible." Dareth said regretfully. "For I am the greatest in the land." He turned his fat face to Lloyd. "How many trophies do you have?"

Lloyd leaned away and glanced nervously at the other ninja for help. Erin snickered and gave a thumbs up. Earning her a stuck out tongue from the younger boy.

"Look pal, we're the guys that just saved the city from that giant snake." Jay snaps, stepping in between the young Garmadon and 'the greatest ninja in all of the lands.'

"Ha! Am I looking at lord Garmadon? Because unless I'm stupid, and I'm not, Lord Garmadon destroyed the Devourer." He said hotly.

Erin balled her fists and growled, her yellow eyes gleaming. Cole glanced at her warningly then turned to Dareth, stepping a bit closer to the more violent member of his team.

"Hehe. That's been a huge misunderstanding. Actually we're the ones who destroy-" Jay was suddenly cut off.

"Didn't see you stepping in to help," Erin growled, though the warning tone went right over the portly mans head.

"I'll let you train here but only on one condition. If you can defeat me. If you can succeed, we share the dojo. Uh huh! That's right. I, grand sensei Dareth, master of all animal fighting styles, one of you to battle. I know the tiger, Rawwr!"

Erin growled. "I'm gonna hit him."

"The python." He hissed. "Penguin, awk awk!"

Kai rolled his eyes, stepped forward and immediately knocked the so called 'master' into the wall with spinjitzu. Dareth stared up at him with wide eyes. "How did yo-"

"You might know animals, but we know spinjitzu," the master of fire said cockily.

"You can train in my dojo anytime," Dareth said with a flourish.

Lloyd stands in front of a stack of boards. His eyes are closed, and Jay stalks around him like a hungry animal.

"You must be light on your feet," he said, walking slower.

"When you strike with your fists, concentrate. You may be small but your strong." Cole advised.