Unknown: TOGAMI!!!!!!
Togami: I'm listening.
Unknown: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOGAMI! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOGAMI! YOU ACT LIKE A PRICK! HERE HAVE SOME MONEY!
Togami: Why did you sing to me, peasant?
Unknown: Because it's your birthday, duh!
Togami: I know that. But your voice was hurting my eardrums. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have gifts to open. WHERE ARE MY 15 ENVELOPES OF CHECKS?!
Unknown: Sorry friends, you'll have to wait until tomorrow for Togami to answer your questions. He's probably filling his bathtub now. Oh don't worry, it's with money, not water.
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Ask/Dare Byakuya Togami
DiversosSo I guess I'm just so famous that people want to ask me questions. Unknown: I'm here too! Oh yeah. That imbecile. Unknown: That was offensive! Oh, shut up.