The people remaining alive decided that they were going to take turns taking care of Rihanna's baby, after she died. Olivia was up first.
Olivia: ok, how do you treat a baby? Um... How about you listen to one of my new songs.
Olivia: probably not the best song for a child to be listening to, but who cares?
Next it was Ariana's turn.
Ariana: hush little baby, don't you cry, yuh, even though Billie ended your mother's life.
Next it was shoto's turn.
Shoto: I'm just gonna keep your crib warm while you sleep.
He sets the crib on fire.
Shoto: that's not good.
Next it was yammy's turn.
Yammy: you know, I actually have my own son, Dante.
Unfortunately, the next turn was heather's.
Heather just slept with ear plugs in, while blasting Rihanna's latest song, lift me up, on repeat to the baby.
The next person to babysit was Rosa.
Rosa: ok, so what do you do?
The baby vomited on her.
Rosa: remain calm, he's just a baby.
It was Alex's turn next.
Alex: this is boring. I want snacks.
It was then Lauren's turn.
Lauren: oh, you remind me of my daughter, melody.
Finally, it was Melanie's turn.
Melanie: look! I made cookies. They look like charcoal, and they're a few weeks old, but they're still perfectly edible.
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It was clear that none of them were cut out for babysitting.
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danganronpa with random people (YouTubers, singers and TV characters.)
Aksithis is a danganronpa fanfiction. sorry if I kill off your favourite character. The cast list is Taylor swift, Ariana Grande, Luisa madrigal, shoto todoroki, dua Lipa, yammyxox, heather, Billie eilish, Rihanna, Rosa Diaz, inquisitormaster, Ava Max...
