(Camera pans down on the two reporters [sitting at a table] as music sounds, ending on a Master Shot)
Reporter One: We've just gotten news on a break-in at a local house. The owners of the house came home to find the trespasser asleep in a bed!
Reporter Two: We urge all local homeowners to be on the lookout for a blonde girl. She's wanted for vandalism and trespassing. A reward of 100 dollars will be given to the person who finds this dangerous criminal.
Reporter One: We're pulling up a shot of the girl now, taken from the security camera posted right above the victims' front door!
Reporter Two: If anyone has seen any sign of the girl in the video during the past seven hours, notify the local police immediately.
(A blurry black-and-white video flashes into the place of the reporters. The camera is high up, pointed down at an angle. A small girl jumps rope clumsily up to the door and taps on it with her finger. She waits for a second, then shrugs and opens the door, skipping inside.
The scene flashes off and the reporters are once again shown at a table with a master shot.)
Reporter One: We repeat: This girl is a danger to everyone. She has shown no regard for the rules, breaking multiple items in the victim's' house and running away instead of facing the law. 100 dollars to anyone who can find her. If she is sighted, call your local police station right away!
Reporter Two: Moving on, we have a few important messages to make--
(Suddenly the door bangs and a girl runs in, hiding behind the chairs of the reporters.)
Reporter One: What the--
Reporter Two: Who're you?
Girl: I don't want to go to jail!
Reporter Two: Children aren't allowed here! (holds up sign that says "No Choldren Allowed" and points sternly)
Girl: But that sign says choldren!
(Pause)
Reporter Two: Oops
Reporter One: Sorry, my bad.
Girl: Can I hide under your table?
Reporter One: Sure-- Wait, you're her! (Reporter Two drops sign) No, you'll probably only get community service or something.
Reporter Two: Like, literally, no one's gonna send you to jail. This is just the most exciting thing to have ever happened in this town. It's really boring here, always Kansas and never... wait, how'd I say that before? Always Kansas and never... Halloween? Nevermind.
Girl: Oh. Sorry. (Walks out calmly)
Reporter One: Okay then.
Reporter Two: On to the weather, then?
Reporter One: (Checks watch) Nah, I got to eat lunch with a couple of buddies soon.
Reporter Two: 'K. Bye.
Reporter One: Bye (walks off of the screen)
(Reporter Two starts to gather papers, then realizes the video is still on and reaches to turn it off. )
Reporter Two: Fudgesicles. Sorry, everyone.
(Cut)
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