Mirror-Mirror...

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1. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... Who's the most beautiful, of them all?

2. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... Who's the one that'll be kicked, in the balls?

3. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... Why am I rhyming in a bathroom stall?

4. Mirror, Mirror in my room... Do you think that oranges, go kaboom?

5. Mirror, Mirror on the street... Why is there pie on my feet?

6. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... Can you show me all my missed calls?

7. Mirror, Mirror next to my bed... Should I dye my dog's hair red?

8. Mirror, Mirror in the bathroom... who made the toilet, go kaboom?

9. Mirror, Mirror oh so grand... Why are you so beautiful in my hand?

10. Mirror, Mirror on the left... Can you tell me of a person, a man named Jeff.

11. Mirror, Mirror over there... Can you please give me tomorrow's underwear?

12. Mirror, Mirror reflecting my face... I am ugly. Can I hit you with a mace?

13. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... When will fish learn to crawl?

14. Mirror, Mirror on the right... Who will be the star tonight?

15. Mirror, Mirror with borders so orange... What the heck rhymes with orange?

16. Mirror, Mirror I'm using this Friday... I'll be 13 on 13 are you sure this is my day?

17. Mirror, Mirror in my room... Where's the next National treasure? In the pharaoh's tomb?

18. Mirror, Mirror you so great... can you tell me what my dog just ate?

19. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... What's three hands high and three feet tall?

20. Mirror, Mirror... Crap I can't think of a rhyme. Can someone help me?

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