Danger meets it's match in Elisa Di Angelo. Having fought in two wars and faced against constant danger, all she wants is to rest but unrest guides her to Hogwarts under Lady Hecate's request. What shall she do with Both Hecate's guiding hand and Ap...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: head empty can't think of anything to write but i wanted to update so here's a special chapter filled with little incorrect quotes i made in the last few weeks bc i will never be stopped and i think they're really funny. I hope you like this <3333 i had almost too much fun with these heheheh
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Elisa: Caelum, can you get that box of pasta from the top shelf?
Caelum: So you admit to needing me in your life.
Elisa: I can and will replace you with a step stool.
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[in an argument]
Elisa: bite me!
Caelum: when?!
Elisa: [small gasp]
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Caelum: This is a crazy idea. Stupid. Insane and it doesn't even make sense!
Elisa: So, will you do it?
Caelum: For you? Of course!
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Professor Snape: You'd better have a good explanation for this.
Bloodied Caelum, carrying a sleeping Elisa: I have three, actually. You can pick your favorite.
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Professor McGonagall: Have you no control over your soul bound?
Elisa, watching Caelum with fondness: None whatsoever.
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Elisa: Alright, how many of you know Caelum and I are soul bound?
Elisa, sighing: Caelum, put your hand down, amore mio.
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Elisa: You're an idiot.
Caelum: I'm your idiot.
Caelum, shoving his wedding ring in Elisa's face: Forever too, you promised!
