Its 2pm, wow what a time to wake up huh? Anyway, Goggles is freaking out!"I NEVER TAKE THEM OFF WHERE DID THEY GO" Goggles shouts while he flips his entire bed over to check under it.
"Maybe they're under there!" Bobble exclaims.
"Under where?" Goggles responds.
"Hahaha I made you say underwear you're so dumb" Bobble chuckles.
"HOLY SHIT SHUT UP THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER GET SCREENTIME" Goggles throws his bed at her but she dodges and it hits Gloves who happened to be outside.
"Owie that hurt!" Gloves stands up and dusts himself off.
"Goggles did you really have to do that?" Headphones crosses her arms as she scolds him.
"She's cracking jokes at my expense!" Goggles duct tapes a poster onto his wall to cover the gaping hole in it....needless to say he needs more posters.
"You literally pants people all the time." Specs commented.
"Okay but It's only funny when I do it because I am the main character." Goggles says while pantsing Rider.
"What the actual hell when did I get here" Rider seemed rather horrified at the sudden teleportation.
"Hi Rider!" All of team blue greeted him.
"No what the fuck I was literally just at my grandma's house on the other side of the country how did I get here?!" He seemed even more worried.
"HEY LOSSSSSSSER LOOKING FOR THESSSSEE?!" Oh wow it was Mask from the S4 a team which is featured in the hit Manga series "Splatoon" which is published in the Coro Coro Magazine.
"MY GOGGLES!!!! GIVE THEM BACK YOU RAMBUNCTIOUS FIEND" Goggles looked like he was ready to throw hands.
"Nuh uh!!! You have to beat me in a game of clam blitzzzzzzzzz..." Mask said with an evil smirk hid behind his mask so you can't see it.
Goggles proceeds to punch Mask really really hard in the stomach. "No thanks."
Goggles takes his goggles back and lives happily ever after!!!! That was until...OH NO!!!!!!!
"Prepare for trouble, It's me emperor the great.
"And make it double its Prince, living in his shadow, 'twas fate"
"To protect-"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT" Specs rudely interrupted them.
Prince starts sobbing.
"God damn we just wanted to invite you to Prince's Spider man birthday party" Emperor scoffed as he retaliated by cramming the invitations in Spec's mouth.
"Why is this paper so crunchy?" Specs spit it out.
"We put live spiders in it." Prince responded.
"EW WHAT WHY?!" Specs looked like he was gonna be sick.
"Lol jk its just rice crispies treats...I think" Emperor giggles teehee just like that.
"Anyway see you there!" Emperor walked off.
"Pip Pip cheerio the queen has died and what not" Prince chased after him.
"Well that was a whole lot of nothin, Im going back to my grandmas." Rider scoffed.
"Oh hell no we GOTTA go to the rich peoples house Rider!!!" Goggles smiled.
"No you make my life hell" Rider walked off.
"Its ok I'll teleport him later."
"So anyway When's the shindig?" Specs seemed a bit excited to attend.
" I-" Headphones was interrupted.
"When the author gets off their ass and makes the second chapter!!!!" Bobble exclaimed.
"Oh alright well let's go get ready!!!!"
And just like that team blue...and mask why was standing there and said nothing, decided to get ready for the party! I wonder what else awaits!!!!

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Coroika - The best fanfic ever written
FanfictionThis is literally gonna be one big shitpost until i gain the motivation to make a real fanfic. Chapters will be short, nonsensical, and unfunny because i literally just write them at 2am while deprived of sleep Content Warning: Possible Violence, S...