The Affair [N.H]

19

My mother is still looking at Niall. He looks scared as hell and my mother looks at me and gives me another smack on the arm.

"Kris! Who is this boy?!" She had that death look in her eye.

"Uhm.. mom..." I am interrupted by Niall

"I'm just a friend of hers Mrs..?" He looks at her then at me confused not knowing my mother's name or last name.

"Waters!" She said abruptly.

"Hetty anything else to say about this boy? Who is he to you?" Asked Stella.

"Well I am her friend too!" Niall jumps in not letting Hetty speak for herself.

"So ladies tea,coffee?" I asked trying to calm the situation.

"I don't need no fucking hot drink to calm this situation!" Stella screams.

"Mother shut up Ally is sleeping." Hetty shouts softly.

"Ally?" Her mother asked confused.

"The baby you.... aagg!" Hetty accidentally slapped herherself instead of just tapping herself lightly on the cheek. She then started to rub her cheek.

"Oh Hetty come show me my granddaughter!" She aggressively grabs Hetty and makes Hetty show her the baby. I was then left with my mental mother and my... lover.

"So how did you two meet?" She sits down but taking Niall with her.

"Well mom you see.."

"Not you... Niall? Yes Niall over here, tell me you handsome boy where did you meet my daughter Kristen?" She then stares into Niall's eyes and she leans forward to get a closer look at Niall, but instead Niall leans back horrified.

"I'm the local milk boy mam." He said still looking horrified and then he cheekily but softly and slowly tries to push my mom away.

"Oh god what a crap job child." She finally sits up and Niall stands up disgusted and has disappointment in his eyes since he can't get a better job. Before the conversation got more awkward Hetty and Stella come into the room.

"Darla." Stella looks at my mom "my grandchild is amazing." I look at Stella confused.

"In what way exactly?" I ask.

"Stupid child." She whispers "she looks beautiful that's what I meant."

"Alright." I put my head down and gigging to myself softly

"So uhm.. Please sit down make yourselves feel at home." I look awkwardly at them.

Stella and my mom sit down across from Niall, Hetty and I and they look at us still furious with something we did. Hetty has that obvious guilty look on her face like she wants to tell something. Now Stella knows Hetty well enough to know Hetty needs to spill the beans on something.

"Hetty anything you would like to add?" Stella sits with one leg over her knee.

"No!" Hetty starts to blush a little.

"Hetty sweetheart we won't do anything." My mom adds.

"Okay Kris I'm sorry but I need to say it!" She spits.

I look at her mouthing 'no'. But Hetty couldn't hold it in "Aunty Darla and mom Kris is pregnant!"

They turn to me shocked. My mom gets up and walks towards me once again. I place my hands in front of my face to protect it from whatever was going to happen next. Instead of slapping the shit out of me for not telling her before hand she hugged me.

"Kristen I have been waiting 8 years for you to have a child and it finally happened oh my god. Is Donnie excited?"

I can't tell my mom that I cheated on Donnie with Niall. And they both knew that so I lied "yes he is very excited."

"Do you want it to be a boy or girl?"

I look at Niall and I replied with "it doesn't matter as long as it's healthy."

"Great answer Kristen." Stella comments "and then your baby and Ally can be like you two friends since birth!"

My mom breaks our hug and kisses me "well Stella you and I have an appointment to get to, so come on we got to hurry."

"Alright." They walk towards the door "bye everyone." Stella blows kisses to us and they close the door.

"My god what else is going to happen?" Hetty sighs.

"A flood." Niall calmly comments and I nudge him. He looks at me and gives me a sarcastic smile.

"Why not... no one else will bother us!" Hetty says leaning back and closing her eyes.

Niall sits up and looks at Hetty "so does that us include me now?" He says with a serious childish straight face.

She accidentally slaps him with her hand and doesn't apologise but carries on "of course wouldn't be 'The Dreamteam' without you"

"Oh really then what was it before I came into the picture?" Niall laughs.

I jump in " 'the lonely housewives who do crap the whole day and go on tea dates club' " and I laugh at the end and Hetty then joins in and point to me on the other side of Niall. Then she gives me a high five still laughing because she knew it was true.

"Your joking right?" Niall asked giggling.

"No we are serious. That was our club." I said.

"You call that a club even though it was made up of two people." His flat hand points to Hetty "it was made up of two beautiful ladies named Hetty Darlington Stevens..." and the points to me "and Kristen Waters Oakley. How nice even though my club was better."

"Oh you mean the 'I have 4 British friends who go out every night and pick girls up and sleep with them but one of our roommates didn't do that because he is a civilised guy' club?" I tilt my head looking at him.

"You are so funny and yes that was my club." He looks at me with a straight face.

"Aww you guys are so..." Hetty is interrupted by Ally who just woke up from her short nap. Then Hetty's parenting class comes in.

"Alright it's my baby but Niall up you get. Bring Ally here."she orders Niall.

"You serious?" He looks at her.

"Yes why wouldn't I now go on Ally is crying for uncle Niall move it!" She flicks her wrist in the direction of Niall's room.

Neal gets up and runs to the room to get Ally. He got there and we heard little murmurs and out walks Niall from around the corner with newborn Ally. He makes Ally face us and takes her arm and waves it.

"Hi there everybody." He says in a little baby voice. He sits in the middle of us so we all had a clear view of Ally. We all leaned forward at the new form of life that was on Niall's pants now, but carefully secured.

We then all started making funny faces and weird noises to make he laugh. Although we didn't succeed we had a little fun.