cartman twirled his long luscious hair as he saw this adorable, blonde, flushed morman kid walk through the halls. his heart raced. he was blushing really hard and he smiled, showing his dimples and the three other chins that replaced his neck. gary looked at him and blushed even harder than cartman. he pinned the fatty to the locker, with shaky breath the said.. "what's up..hottie.."
cartman swooned, falling to the floor as you can see his butt crack show above his comically undersized pants. gary panicked, he would've picked the fatty up but since cartman was too morbily obsese he couldn't handle the weight. he ran to pc principal who, of course, screamed at him for being fatphobic for not picking up cartman, gary started to cry.
pc principal scoffed and did a gay strutt away while he continued to paint his nails pink. gary wiped his tears away, he wouldn't be brought down anymore. he had enough. he went to his best friend, clyde, who was on hot and ripped, together they managed to pick the tub of lard up after three attempts. gary wiped his sweat as clyde flexed his huge muscles and walked away, girls followed as he did.
