Allison: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Diego: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Klaus: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Diego: Good thinking.
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Umbrella Academy Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes about everyone's favorite dysfunctional super family. Disclaimer! I do not own any of these characters Also, Warning! Spoilers for seasons 1 & 2!
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Allison: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Diego: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Klaus: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Diego: Good thinking.