bro wtf

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the person watching them...

guess who...

oh my god...

holy shit...

bitch, it’s not 1976 go away

oh god...

oh mama mia...

someone help...

there's suddenly a scared ginger...

it did a spider walk on it's way downstairs...

fuck you it's so scary...

it screamed.

“RAUAGAJAHAHHEEJRHEJEHRJ!!!”
the little girl roared.

“WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT IS WITH EVERYONE BREAKING IN MY HOUSE? GET OUT, WHERE ARE YOUR GOD DAMN PARENTS? FOR FUCKS SAKE! YOU'RE EVEN MORE SCARY THAN RICHARD RAMIREZ SUCKING SOME WOMAN’S TOES, GET OUT!” axl screamed, no... yelled.

the girl doesn’t say anything and crawls over to axl, which made axl squeal like a 5 year old.

“BRO???” kurt grabs a pillow and backs away, hiding in the corner of the room like a wuss.

“metallica sucks, megadeth better.” dave mustaine appears, axl takes a glimpse of him, but dave dissolves into thin air.

“WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY? FOR FUCKS SAKE.” axl stomps like an angy couch potato. >:(

the girl fucking turns normal and sits on the ground.

it’s regan from the exoricst... oh jeebus.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?” axl furrows his eyebrows, regan hisses back at him. axl jumps and squeaks.

“hey kiddos...” a bald woman walks in. axl fucking glares at her shiny-bald-left-kiss-marks-on-her-head-grinning-gay looking ass.

“I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ’BOUT MY REPUTATIOOOOON!” the woman starts dancing and beatboxing. axl just stares at her in shock, cause what the fuck...

“please no... can everyone just leave me alone. that’s not nice. :/” axl sighs cutely and looks back at regan.

dun dun dunnnn!!!!

another motherfucker walks in.

UH OHHH







im sorry for making everyone barge in

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