Doris: In all honesty I'm such a good parent, I have no idea what they mean by manipulate🧐Robin: 😶
Griffin: 😶Doris: I mean yes I did say ass and called it a body part but may I ask I said DON'T REPEAT ANYTHING I SAY, then Robin tells Griffin to say ass and Griffin does it so I took popsicles away for a DAY.
-Aggressive wine sip-
Doris:People may call me a bad mom but in all honesty, I'm following the script-im such a good actor wait hold on-
Cameraman: Your supposed to pretend this is real-
Doris: Really?
Cameraman: Yeah, it's called 'Keeping Up With The Kidnapped kids. ' it's a reality show...Doris: Oh shit, damn
Griffin: CMON WHAT THE FU-
~Commercial break~
Author/producer:In all honesty....Everyone in this show makes me question my life. They have been talking about Casper for the past 3 days, I will say some drama happened that I probably should be adding in but I'll do that on another weekend cus that's a lot of drama but uh. Everyone in this goddamn place needs a therapist.
-Insert amazing vid of The Black Phone cast making an outro as if this is Full hous or Friends-
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Keeping Up With The Kidnapped Kids
FanfictionThis is practically a crackfic mixed with actual story from the roleplay and it's from a discord server I'm in that's for The Black Phone. If I'm allowed I will post a link for the server! (Also no idea if we will have every character in this)