Why are you my Clarity?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy based Omake included

Title: Namida no Aya

Author: FemSolluxCaptor/Emma/Blake/wheresocietydies

Chapter 5:

Pages in Word Docs.: 9

Recap:

(RECAPPING CHAPTER 3 BECAUSE OF REASONS)

Out of all the people, she had never expected hers. She never thought the world would be so cruel (or kind in my view as I know what this brings) to give her the one person she had been avoiding, Kakashi Hatake.

Stowing her fan, she continued shaking her head in disbelief. Flipping him two birds and keeping them up, she backtracked to the window screaming, “FUCK NO, FUCK NO, FUCK NO, FUCK NO, FUCK NO, FUCK NO-“ she jumped out of the window, still facing the jonin and left for the Hokage’s office. 

“I see you’re back.” She turned coolly at the voice of her former teammate. Clutching her fan tighter, she willed herself not to punch him. The girl sat down and stared off into the sky, refusing to meet the man’s eye.

Channeling her inner Obito, she spoke, “I forgot to turn off my stove.”

 “…Well, be stubborn. We were introducing ourselves, you can go.” She gritted her teeth, hating the sound of how his voice mocked her. “State your likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams, etc.”

 “I’m Masumi Murakami. My likes include living and my dislikes include people. My hobbies include breathing. My dream, well I had one last night where I was in this giant maze office with huge office hamsters. I was hiding in a giant pile of shoes for some reason and I think the hamsters ate my dad. Oh well. “

 “Didn’t Kakashi-sensei tell you not to eat?” Sakura’s annoying voice came from besides her.

 “He can go fuck off into a sunset.” Masumi waved the pinkette’s comment off easily, returning to her food with a smug smirk. Why? Because she could sense Kakashi sitting in a tree behind them. On a completely related note, he was now an hour late.

“Sorry, I got lost on the path of life.” The female jonin in the clearing could only wonder if Obito and Kakashi had switched bodies at some point. 

“LIAR!!!” The two from before screamed again, at the same time. A slight shiver went up the girl’s spine. How no one else thought so escaped her completely. 

“Ma, ma, let’s get to business. “ The two loudmouths shut up and paid attention as Kakashi pulled out two bells. “Your task is simple, to get one of these bells from me by the afternoon,” at this, he also pulled out an alarm clock from nowhere. “If you don’t get one, then you fail and I’ll eat your lunch in front of you.”

“So, basically, all we have to do is have a bell when that thing goes off.” Kakashi nodded at Masumi, who had asked the question in the first place.

Masumi already knew what this was about, teamwork. She bitterly laughed, “Teamwork my ass.” The angry girl muttered. “You sucked at it and so do these idiots.” She had already tried talking to the other two genin. She was on her way to talk to Naruto now, already knowing that it was pointless. These genin were too simple minded to even realize the whole purpose of this exercise. 

He focused in on their conversation again. “How do you know its teamwork?” Naruto asked, confused.

Masumi rubbed her temple, frustrated. “First, we were put into teams for a reason. Second, since when have you ever heard of a three man team?”

“You should all quit being shinobi.” Kakashi’s voice was low and ominous. All of his students looked outraged, except for Masumi who just rolled her eyes.