Homestar: Anyways, hewe we are!
SB: What is this? Some sort of psychedelic wonderland place?
Homestar: Naw, this is entiwely candy!
KOT: Really!?
Homestar: Indeed, and yet evewything hewe is eatable!
*SB proceeds to walk forward*
Homestar: *wacks SB with "cane"* I didn't tell y'all to go yet!
(short pause)
Homestar: Ok, now you can go.
(Everyone goes fuckwild and proceeds to eat everything there, Homsar just sits with Homestar.)
Homsar (in this AU he can actually speak coherently): DaAaAaAh, What's those yellow creatures ova there?
Homestar: Why, those awe just Cheat Clones! They'we my wowkews, you know. :)
Marzipan: This is just pure slavery, give me one so I can rescue them.
Hurricane: Well, I can give you one, but not right now. Maybe at the end of the tour...
Marzi: ...now.
Hurricane: That's going a bit too far, but ok...
*Homestar and the rest of the winners go forward to the chocolate river*
Homestar: This wight hewe, an entiwe wivew, is whewe I get my chocolate!
KOT: *sluUuUrp 🙃*
Homestar: ..I don't think you should do that.
KOT: Whaddya mean? This is pure deliciou- *falls*
Homestar: Ugh. And did I not mention thewe's a litewal PIPE hewe?
SB: I'll assume, he gets stuck up there?
Homestar: Thewe's a chance.
*KOT goes upward into the pipe, then, like SB said, get's stuck*
CZ: There he goes!
KOT: Err, you mind giving me a hand here, Poopsmith?
PS: ...Whatever, you deserve it anyways.
SB: DAAAAAANG!
*The Cheats bring out drums and begin playing them*
Bubs: ...Why do I hear music from the distance?
SB: Me too.
Homestar: Ah, well yes, I believe you should be heawing some music fwom my wowkews quite often in this touw!
SB: Ugh.
The Cheats: *Proceeds to do a "Cheat Language" cover of the 2005 Augustus song :)*
*skipping the song lol*
Homestar: That was one cwap of a song, wasn't it?
*Nobody responds*
Homestar: Ah well, let's get going along, this time in a special boat of mine. :)
Summary: 1 down, 4 remaining.
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(Part 2 of chapter 2)
Homestar: And did I mention this boat was made out of sculpted candy?
SB: *liccs it*
Homestar: *smacks SB again* But just... don't lick it, okie?
*everyone hops on*
The Cheats: *laughing*
CZ: Ay, what's so funny?
Homestar: Oh, they should lay off the caffeine I guess...
*short pause*
Homestar: And off we go!
*Meanwhile*
CZ: How do dey know where dere going?
Homestar: They can't. Thewe weally is no knowing exactly whewe they'we going! *laughs*
*VERY meanwhile*
Homestar: Oh well, hewe we awe at the next woom!
(END OF CHAPTER)
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Homestar Runner and The Chocolate Factory
Fanfictioncursed crossover fanfic I guess
