writing this made me lose braincells lol
CW: Blueberry inflation 🙃
Homestar: And this is whewe I make my candy and othew stuff, I guess!
Homestar: Don't. Touch. Anything.
SB: Can you give us a tour of all these machines and stuff?
Homestar: Well, that's a bit too long fow this touw, but I can give you a few infowmational bits on them!
*skipping the info bc why not*
Homestar: And this is a wowk-in-pwogwess machine I have hewe, *presses the funny button* boop!
*after the whole process of the making and shit*
SB: You seriously mean that's it?
Homestar: Do you not know what "it" is?
CZ: Let me guess, listerine?
Homestar: Wight you awe!
Hurricane: How is this a "good" invention?
Homestar: Why, it's a whole dinnew in itself!
Marzi: And... what do you mean by that?
Homestar: As you should know alweady, this entire bottle of listewine contains a whole dinner of tomato soup, woast beef, and of couwse, bwuebewwy pie!
CZ: Sounds like my kind of listerine.
Homestar: I wathew not that you take it yet. Thewe awe a couple things I haven't fixed yet-
CZ: Whatever, that's just pure baloney! *proceeds to drink it AND LITERALLY FUCKIGN SWALLOW IT-*
Homestar: Plus it's not supposed to be swallowed-
Bubs: How is it, buddy?
CZ: I ain't gonna lie, this some pure delicious tomato soup right there.
Homestar: Please, no.
Bubs: And... about that beef Homestar mentioned?
CZ: It's the best thing I've ever experienced in my own darn life!
Homestar: Yeah, and let's just hope it doesn't get to-
CZ: Yadda yadda, the whole blueberry pie stuff, still tastes delicious though!
Bubs: Holy cow, what's with ya face?
CZ: Shut it, Bubsy!
Bubs: Yeah, but ya face is turning blue!
CZ: Whaddya talkin' about?
Bubs: Heck, it's all over ya now!
Homestar: Told ya I hadn't got it wight yet.
Bubs: You can say that again!
CZ: Gosh, I feel funny... (heck, I lost even more braincells writing this part)
*CZ begins swelling up 🙃*
SB: Not surprised.
CZ: What's happening?
Bubs: Not gonna lie, this is *smirk* kinda hilarious to me.
CZ: S-shut up- mmph...
Homestar: *proceeds to duck down*
Bubs: s t a r e
Homestar, randomly appearing behind his back: Fun fact: I twied it on 20 Cheats, and this is the exact same thing that happened to ALL of them, It's just puwe bupkiss.
Bubs: *grabs Homestar by his purple tuxedo* What.
Homestar: It's always the bwuebewwy pie that does it, but I'll fix it sometime...
The Cheats: *proceeding to w a l k*
SB: It's the same ol' music segment again...
The Cheats: *proceeding to do a funny "Cheat Language" cover of the 2005 Violet Song 🙃*
*SKIPPPPPP*
Bubs, while being escorted out of the factory by a Cheat: You're gonna need a big ol' fixing after this, Homestar!
...I've got a blueberry for a buddy!
Homestar: Ah well, he'll be fine. Moving on!
(Spoiler alert: he actually WAS fine)
(didn't expect that, didn't ya?)
(END OF CHAPTER)
