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Amelia
Bullshit

Mason
What?

Ellie
What is Southgate on, because i want that.

Mason
Ohhh
Yeah bullcrap ngl

Amelia
Conor coady over Ben white?
What is this monstrosity

Hana
12 defenders?

Ellie
Guys..
NO JADON?!

Tammy
Literally I'm not having it

Jude
Luke shaw over Jadon?

Mason
Gareth Southgate is a bitch boy

Jadon
Guys..

Amelia
You want me to break in and fight him?

Jason
Let's be real.
You would be fighting him not because of me but because of Ben white

Amelia
That's so not true

Reece
Amelia, stop and think about it

Amelia
Okey maybe...

Ellie
That's irrelevant
Me Hana and Amelia are fighting him and his staff

Trent
But we like sort of need them to like yk play the world cup and stuff

Tammy
Tbh Sabrina would be better

Mason
Obviously

Jadon
You know what I'm more sad than not being called up?

Amelia
?

Jadon

HanaNoooooooo

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Hana
Noooooooo

Trent
Not even kidding she actually let out a scream

Amelia
I'm crying

Ellie
We both are crying

Trent
Hana joined you guys

Hana
I did not

Trent
You literally did

Mason
I believe Trent

Jadon
I would make fun of you three but i literally did the same

Jude
No because I'm so sad

Reece
You five are crybabies

Tammy
Says the one that called me crying yesterday because sweets died in bones

Reece
IT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE

Hana
No because why did you guys had to remind me of that

Trent
She's once again crying.

Amelia
I'm starting to think that this group chat is not good for us

Ellie
Just now?

Mason
Took you long enough

Hana
Now that i saw Germany's squad I'm saying you guys are totally getting smashed by them AGAIN

Reece
Your boyfriend is playing for england...

Mason
Your best friends play for england

Amelia
We're literally not...?

Ellie
Legit

Hana
I'm literally french

Trent
I have literal proof of you supporting england during 2014 world cup

Hana
No you don't

Jadon
Girl don't lie

Hana
I'm not.
Literally Amelia and Ellie can show you how i partied after France won the world cup

Amelia
Oh trust me Hana you don't want anyone seeing those videos..

Jude
Now I'm interested

Ellie
Let's just say she was wasted and some of you know how she is when she's wasted

Jude
This is targeted against me...

Mason
So you're telling me she cried?

Hana
Not my proudest moment

Amelia
Me and ellie where so confused because it was like the first outing we had as friends

Ellie
Yeah we came to France for a few weeks and then we met her and then we watched the wc final together

Trent
Sounds like a great summer

Amelia
Oh it was...

Ellie
Jude i recommend you going to saint Tropez while you are young and rich
Best summer of my life

Hana
Wouldn't say the same..

Tammy
I wonder why...










A/n
The england squad sucks, but i can't make fun of it when my nt can't even win game in the nation league. Wait england hasn't won anything too... At least they got some draws.

Anyways yesterday i didn't watch Dortmund game because I'm too sick for that shit. But when I woke up, I saw that erling scored the winning goal and it made me sad ngl. But that's football for you.

Also Pierre gasly last night was on something. Like how did alpha tauri pr team allow that

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