The Quarry extended

Chapter 12: Truth or Dare

19:00 | August 22, 2021 - Emma
Hackett's Quarry camp store

Emma- *To her phone* So, here we are... stranded, in the great American wild with... nothing but our wits to guide us. Will humanity prevail or we grow ravenous and resort to eating the flesh of the deceased like I saw in that one plane crash movie. Haha *films Jacob* first course... filet au Jacob. Rich in full body, this raaare beefcake may leave an irritating taste lingering on the palate... an acquired taste, some would say *stops filming*.
Jacob- *Tries to open the door* Come on...
Emma- Wow.
Jacob- What?
Emma- Looks like... you're trying to thread a needle with a packet of loose sausages...
Jacob- Oh my god, I'm almost done, okay? Jesus christ... and for the record, your analogies are very hurtful. *Tries to fit the clip through the lock* Okay I'm almost there... one second.
Emma- *Kicks the door open* YAAA!
Jacob- Wow...
Emma- Aaand... scene *greets*.
Jacob- Oh, I mean, I could've kicked it...
Emma- You loosened it for me *gets in*.
Jacob- Okay, so... if I were a beer, where would I be hiding? *Pretends to have a detector* Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep-
Emma- What are you doing?
Jacob- Beep... oh um... haha it's my "beer-dar"... helps me "dar" for beers...
Emma- Huh, how am I just noticing how super lame you are?
Jacob- What? But i-it's my "beer-dar" dude, haha...
Emma- I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna go over here. *Turns around* Wow, the kids really wiped this place out... *looks at the shelves* Mr. H loooved his accessories... *checks a safe*. I think it's locked... *clicks some numbers*. Ugh... don't know what I was expecting haha.
Jacob- *Looks at some watermelons* Oh, oh hell yeah! Haha jackpot! *Puts the watermelons on his chest* Check out my giant melons...
Emma- Haha.
Jacob- See, you just cut a hole in it...
Emma- Mhmm...
Jacob- Pour in your vodka... it's party time.
Emma- You just... you put the vodka right in it...
Jacob- Yeah, it's the most fun you can have with a hole in a watermelon. Or... well, second most.
Emma- Okay, I'm gonna leave you two alone and... go for some more party supplies *gets to the next room*.

Wow, they even looted the other room... *takes a memorabilia from a shelf*. Harum scarum? Why would someone want to do a show here? Is not like it's very traveled... *Checks more shelves and finds some souvenirs* Who buys this crap? *Checks another door*.

Emma- I wonder where this goes... ugh, locked. Jacob, come check this out!
Jacob- *Arrives* Ohohoho, alrighty then! Door... buckle up because YOU are about to meet your marker *tries again with the clip*. Done! Haha woohoo! *Gets inside* Wow...
Emma- The fuck...
Jacob- Good golly miss molly. I wonder why he this place locked up...
Emma- I think he'll be pissed when we made a stash...
Jacob- What? No. I mean, left us stranded here it's like um... human rights or... whatever.
Emma- Sure, yeah.
Jacob- Alright. Now let's see what we are working with, hold that, the door will latch otherwise... *Sees a pack of beers* Oh, hell yeah, in and out, job done, boom.
Emma- I want to look around.
Jacob- Go for it *holds the door*.
Emma- *Goes to the corner* Jacob, check this out!
Jacob- What? I can't move or else... the door will latch.
Emma- They look like... camping supplies...
Jacob- Okay um... there's tents back at the firepit so just... le-let's go...

Wow, they're completely torned... there's even blood on it. Did a bear do this?

Emma- *Stands up* Oh cool.
Jacob- What? What is it?
Emma- A gun.
Jacob- Oh cool!
Emma- And a... code... *takes the shotgun and starts moving around*. Okay, I'm done *leaves the room*.
Jacob- *Holds the door and closes*. So uh... you're gonna keep the gun?
Emma- Yeah, for bears.
Jacob- Okay well I am gonna find something to haul this lot... back to camp. Alright...
Emma- *Opens the safe with the code* I'm in haha.
Jacob- Hey, very nice.
Emma- *Takes out some little boxes*.
Jacob- What else is in there?
Emma- Uh, just... some fireworks.
Jacob- Fireworks?
Emma- Yeah, but I don't think we should-
Jacob- No, no, no, no Emma... fireworks...
Emma- I feel like fireworks are crossing a line.
Jacob- What? You got a gun, why can't I have firecrackers?
Emma- The gun is for bear protection and the fireworks could start a forest fire.
Jacob- Ugh, stupid forest fires...
Emma- Hey, I found this like... torn bags back there, they were... pretty messed up and I think they might have had blood on them.
Jacob- Oh, oh, stop, stop, stay right there *grabs a snack bag from a shelf*. Oh dude! Peanut butter butterpops!
Emma- *Looks at him confused*.
Jacob- Dude, peanut butter fucking butterpops!
Emma- What are butterpops?
Jacob- Haha no!
Emma- Haha what?
Jacob- I can't believe it um... okay ehemm... *makes a voice* POP POP, PEANUT BUTTER BUTTERPOPS, POP, POP, POP THEM IN YOUR MOUTH! POP!
Emma- Hahaha.
Jacob- Oh my god, they're like the best snack, of all time.
Emma- What are they? Are they like popcorn?
Jacob- What? No. No, no, no, they're nothing like popcorn, they're like their own thing, like their own sub-genre of food snack. You know what? I haven't had these since I was a kid, you are in for such a treat.
Emma- Okay wait is there an expiration date on that bag? Hahaha.
Jacob- Umm... no, they're still good.
Emma- Oh my god, they are like twenty years old...
Jacob- Okay, okay look, they predate expiration dates...
Emma- Wagh *denies with her hands*.
Jacob- What? You're gonna love them!
Emma- Wagh...
Jacob- Well... I saw a weelbarrow up front... so we can load up all our booty in there.
Emma- Uh, I'm sorry, what?
Jacob- Booty? Oh it means um, like... treasure or buds haha.
Emma- No, before that.
Jacob- Weelbarrow?
Emma- Uh, yeah.
Jacob- Umm... haha okay uh... it's like um... it's like a barrel... with wheels... you can... put stuff in it... and just, wheel it around...
Emma- Oh, I see...
Jacob- *Holds the door* Ladies first...
Emma- Which way?