oh no anothwer tragedy has struck the town of good ole new york. while the infamous doctor octavius has hidden away from news anchors and whatnot since he did the silly bank scene, another celebrity has taken the stage, literally. after performing a really cool and popular concert, lizzo makes sure to check on the person whos ribs she accidently broke while doing the best and most coolest dance before the womans eyes rested on the best ass in america. THERES NO WAY!!! its captian america!!
"omg its THE captain america! what are you doing here THE captian america?!!?!?!?!!" lizzo exclasims, pointing at him. the man in the silly america suit trurns to her and gasps.
"omg its THE lizzo! i came to see your performance! i am such a big fan in fact, that i arrived in full america attire!" he does a twirl and points back. its like that one spiderman meme. they aare both pointing
"and its me! THE doctor otto oswald octavius! ive come this lizzo concert to terrorize new york!! AHAGAHAHA." he cackles and his tenticles even do a little evil shudder, mocking a human laugh.
"Interrupting cow, furthermore, so annoying [!] When you're in a bad mood..." lizzo is sassy here and she does not like the octopus guy. captian america seems shocked
"who the fuck are you" he shouts
"i just said my name you fucking idiot" otto picks lizzo up with one of his metal appendages and stomps away. oh no whatever will happen now
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doc ock and lizzo and captian america
Humorthis is hot flaming garbage this is all satire for legal reasons
