"Wow that was smooth m8" Phil looked into Dan's eyes to see his Horney af soul.
Dan looked back into phil's eyes again, lost in them. He said something that could make anyone weak...
"The Black Death was one of the most deviating pandemics I'm human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348-50 CE."
Phil bit his lip and was filled with sexual tension. Just then, Yoda burst through the door.
"I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO." Yoda simply straightened up and coughed right after.
In his weird accent, Yoda politely says "I wish to speak with you Phillip," Phil nodded and rushed out of the door with Yoda.
Leaving Dan to watch more postman pat porn on his computer, whilst he thinks about his plan for later.
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The Yoda Fic
FanfictionWill Phil use the force? Will Phil use the lightsaber? Read to find out bro
