"Uh ! Fuck me" "Fill me up like a letter in a post box" Postman pat moaned out. Meanwhile, Phil was standing outside with Yoda wondering what Yoda wanted to tell him. "Phillip, calm you must keep. But use the force. Use the force on Dan. Use it forcefully." Phil took in the wise words from Yoda and headed back into the room, a different man. With a light saver in his one hand he was ready. He was ready for the secks.
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The Yoda Fic
FanfictionWill Phil use the force? Will Phil use the lightsaber? Read to find out bro
