"Banana banana." Bob syas to his hot new reporter husband who has a failing career. "What is it Bobby wobby chan" Carl said as he looked up from the newspapper. "Banana (I'm cheating on you with 85 other men and I love britan more than this hot garbage hellhoel)" Bob said gingerly. "OK THEN WERE DONE!!!!" Carl said as he drop kicked bob all the way back to engeld.
Bob landed back in engeld with such force that when he hit the ground the entire country sank to the ocean. I guess his ass was too fat 😔
ENLAND IS NO MORE people cheered. The next day on cnn10 Carl said "finally britan had been destroyed! Today is a day if rejoice! We can now focus on our next target, France." Every one was so excited and happy that shrekina even got back with Car.
But even after thsi happy day, Carl was still heartbroken from bob.
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Carl Azuz x King Bob (minions)
FanfictionCarl Azuz travels to England to do a report on the new king, but accidentally falls in love with him and starts a messy secret affair. Also i think he ate a corgi