Chapter Five

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DAN'S POV (Didn't see that coming, did you?!?!)
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After my date with Rosie, I headed back to my flat. When I walked through the door, I was greeted by an ever-so-energetic Phil Lester.

"HOWDIDYOURDATEGODIDYOUKISSHERDIDYOUHUGHERDOESSHELIKEYOUYOUNEEDTOTELLME" Phil screamed in my face.

"Phil, I can't understand you when you talk fast like that!" I sighed.

"Well I can't help that I'm excited for you!!" Phil exclaimed.

I chuckled.

"Well, first we went to Starbucks--

"WHAT DID YOU GET?" Phil interrupted.

I gave Phil an evil glare.

"Never mind, carry on."

"As I was saying-- we went to Starbucks, got Java Chip Frappichinos, than talked, than went home. End of story."

"Oh.." Phil said with a rather dumbfounded look.

"--and I almost forgot! We have another date tomorrow at the mall!"

Phil's eyes lit up, but than soon lost their shine.

"What about Chris? Doesn't he work at the mall?"

Chris. I forgot about that nuisance. I could picture him now. His black abyss that are so-called his eyes, and his rat's fur hair. I spat just at the thought of him.

We had gotten into a fight, a couple of months ago. Basically, he thought it was funny to buzz-cut half of my fringe, post a picture of my hobbit-hair on Twitter, than make Phil not talk to me for weeks because he managed to convince him that I had a major case of fleas, and lice that spread within a 2 foot radius.

"Well, that pain in the--"

"DAN!"

"...well, that pain in the butt can go die in a hole for all I care. If we see him, me and Rosie could just turn the other way and leave the mall.

"Okay then.." Phil said unsure.

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