🍇 GRAPE SODA [Barney X Tinky Winky] 🍇

🍇 GRAPE SODA |3| 🍇

When Tinky got to his smelly ahh shool the first class he had to go to was his fav ofcc ofc ❤️❤️❤️🙌🙌🙌

"Good morning professor~~" Tinky was getting more daring each day he had to talk to Barney, this time he bit his lip and put some hair behind his ear bc he read from Twitter that it was qUiRkY UwU

Twotter was his favorite app too bad Elon musk bought it

Barney leaned in until he was abt an inch from Tinky's face, "good morning" he whispered seductiveky 🥵😏

That pb&j in Barney's breath smelled so hot 🥵🥵🥵 also Tinky saw that thin stripe of chest hair from his slightly opened shirt which as also kinda hot ngl 🥵🥵🥵

So freaking 🥵

Basically after grettigng Barney and hearing his smexy whisper, Tinky could barley pay attention in class but even tho he failed all his tests bc of this he still somehow had an A+ in the class 💯 (maybe Barney really did like him back)

But then something caught Tinky d eye. Forgor 💀 not paying attention, all his attention went to that one object on Barney's desk:

A 69% filled can of grape soda

The same exact cans he's been finding every where

Oh fu— *then he fainted bc that's also quirky*

"—inky? Tinky? Are u ok? Do u need to go to the nurses office? ... I can be ur nurse if u need me to~ 😏"

"Huh"

"You fainted in the middle of class so I decided to keep u here"

"What shiw what time is it???"

"6:09pm"

"FUJCJC DIPSY AND MY JOB AND MY ITHER CLASSES THIS WAS LITERALLY MY FISTT PERIOD I HAVE OTHER CLASSES PROF IM GONNA FAIL SCHOOL I CANT DO THAT BC—"

"Ah shhh, it's ok I got u" Barney said with hooded eyes as he cradled tinky's chin so Tinky could look up at him

"I'll just give you some money... think of it as a... business transaction."

"Also you look beautiful tonite 😻 now shoo" Barney said as he gently pushed Tinky out the door

On the way home, Tinky felt like he was being followed, now that he mentioned it, he'd been feeling like this ever since school started

And then the realization hit Tinky, he remembered why he fainted:

Barney's grape soda

Shinsjf Barney sprinted home hoping to lose his stalker who he really really really hoped wasn't who he thought it was

Tinky wasn't ready to face the truth yet

So when he opened the door he gave ea halfhearted getting to Dipsy and went to sleep in his bed (it's not like he had any hw anyways since he missed the entire day)

Tinky decided to deal with this mess tmrw 😩