how to set the clock on a microwave

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by shoshaincoma

by shoshaincoma

Cause we all know it's simply impossible.
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So first. You gotta go to school for 8 extra years for your software degree or whatever degree your brave enough to go for cause you'll need it. Then go down to your 711 on 7/11 to get yourself a slushie. You wanna go to the edge of a cliff do a little dance [I don't care what but if it's a fortnite dance you will get smited.] Go home, yknow water the plant that you never water. Then you gotta sweet talk the microwave to go home with you after the first date. Then press any button on sed microwave. Then you put the microwave down on the ground laying on it so your back is facing the buttons. Then have a seizure cause eventually you will push the right button to set it. EVENTUALLY. If that doesn't work sacrifice a pint of your blood to the microwave gods. And say this chant. "Oh dear microwave gods. Thou has microwaved hot pockets and left over taco bell for all eternity, please be nice to me." If you hear your toilet scream crying then you know it worked. Then have another seizure. Bam you got it!

Now your microwave is set to
48294719481738283 o'clock!

[P.s if your microwave is trying to set to 3.14159 RUN. You'll know why..]