(A/N): Dude, I just wanted to write a little fun and cute AU oneshot, then ended up causing a whole semi-apocalypse. You idiots made me go through hours and hours of a fever dream, and to be fair, I was part of it, but I'm still blaming you. Anyways, on with the story!
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GODS!AU
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Third Person's P.O.V.
Honestly, this whole thing started out of nowhere. With the God of Nature showing up at Felix's time dimension, a place where he mainly used to work, and vaguely mentioned wanting to show her something.
Lavender, with a wide and excited smile on their face, peers up at the taller, clearly tired, God of Time.
"Come with me! I want to show you something!" They exclaim, practically bouncing.
"No, get the fuck out of here, Lav." Felix replies stubbornly, turning around and starting to walk away to who knows where.
"Rude, but okay..." They trail, "You're coming with me, though!" They said, running up to them, grabbing his wrist and dragging her out with them.
"WHAT THE FUCK- HEY."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhh, quiet." Lavender hushes her, only continuing to drag him along.
Felix only grumbles loudly, but decided to go along with it, knowing that it was inevitable to try to get away. Knowing the other, they would gladly spend a hundred years begging, anyway.
"I have an idea where Mark is! Then we can ask him where Charlie is." Lavender says as they both make their way through a forest, Lavender moving a few branches that could hit the other in the face. Effectively clearing a temporary path.
The reluctant God only gave a monotone "mmm" in return.
The two, well, one dragging another, show up at the nearest volcanic explosion they could find. Predicting that the disaster would surely be caused by the God of Chaos, Mark.
They were right, though. They saw not one, but two Gods, hanging around near the volcano. Both covered in the ash fall of the volcanic explosion.
"What the hell are you doing?" Felix asks, staring judgementally at the two ash-covered Gods. The taller of the two immediately points over to the other accusingly.
"DAD, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THIS WAS CHARLIE'S FAULT. HE SAID HE WANTED TO KNOW HOW LAVA TASTED." Mark yells, while Charlie, God of Space, puts a hand to his chest and gasps offended.
"But you were the one who made the volcano erupt!" Charlie argues back, pointing back at the other, starting an impromptu glaring competition.
"Okay! Hush, no, shut up, both of you," Lavender starts, dismissing the whole situation, with Felix saying "rude" which Lavender ignored. "I really want to show you something, come on, come on, let's get moving."
Lavender immediately starts walking away, doing the same branch clearing to make a path for the others.
"What's that about?" Charlie asks, not yet starting to follow the five eyed brunette.
Felix sighs and starts walking before any of them, gesturing for the other two to follow. "Just go along with it, seems important, anyway."
The two look at each other and shrug. That is, before Mark shoves Charlie slightly, starting to bolt.
"I'LL GET THERE BEFORE YOU." He yells, a boisterous laugh following his statement.
"Wh- HEY, NO, I'M GETTING THERE." Charlie yells over, starting to run after him, participating in the little race.
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