(A/N): Drabble time! It's set in a like, kinda montage thing. Barbie and Ken/Dreamhouse Duo centered. Translations are in comments.
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College!AU
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THIRD PERSON'S P.O.V
"Are you ready?" Plastic gloved hands rest on either sides of Felix's head, covering a set of gel polished nails.
"Honestly, I just want this to be over with." He replies honestly, glancing up to make eye contact with the tanned blonde through the mirror in his sitting position.
Said blonde smiles at her through the mirror, patting his head and making their gloves make slight crunch sounds as they reach over to the sink and take the brush.
"Attaboy!" Lavender cheers, opening the container of bleach they had sealed before Felix had entered the bathroom, recoiling at the foul scent.
"That smells." The taller, now perched shorter from perspective, points out, glaring at the repulsive smelling hair bleach.
"I know, I know..." The psychology major grumbles, dipping the brush in and mixing the bleach before setting it back down on the sink.
"Now we just-" They trail off, eyeing Felix's ears before they put their ear caps on, ones they've used themself countless times before.
"Your hands are shaking, I don't trust you." They glare up, eyeing the other through once again, their mirror. Lavender waves him off, scoffing lightly.
"Pshh, palagi naman." They reason ridiculously, adjusting the old towel around the fellow college student's shoulders.
"I know, and that's even worse." The raven grumbles, hands now lightly gripping at the plastic armrests of the chair they had to shove in there himself.
"Trust me, I've done this dozens of times before!" The exchange student tries to reassure him, once again reaching out to mix the bleach.
"Have you ever done it on other people?" Felix skeptically asks, trying to gauge the other's reaction, easily enough as they only pursed their lips and widened their eyes.
"... Oops! Anyways-!" They panickedly excuse themself, erratically making the first swipe of bleach on the jet black hair.
"LAV- CAREFUL?" Felix somewhat scolds, head making a move to look at the other directly, before being gently but quickly pushed back into place by the same gloved hand.
"Shhh, don't move, you'll mess up the process." Lavender shushes, hand patting the top of the double major's head, whose shoulders sag in surrender.
"Just remember that your prom dress is being held hostage if you mess this up." She reminds darkly, trying their best not to acknowledge how oddly cold the bleach was.
"Never left my mind, don't worry." Lavender replies in a hushed tone resulting from them focusing on not messing up.
. . . .
"I think I did pretty well!" Lavender cheers, having set aside the bowl and brush and now moving bleach-drenched pieces of hair from the taller's face.
"Lav..." Felix starts, quietly, eyes trained steady and straight ahead.
"Po?"
"Lav, my ear itches." He reveals, eye twitching uncomfortably and head tilting ever so slightly.
"Oh, crap-"
. . . .
"WORK WITH ME HERE."
"I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN ME, I CAN'T."
"HINDI KO 'YUN GAGAWIN?"
"STILL."
"JUST-" The blonde breathes in, taking their hand off of the now-blond's forehead.
"We have to wash the bleach off or else your hair's going to deepfry itself into oblivion." Lavender explains calmly, lips twitching into a forced smile as they hold the bidet up in their hand almost threateningly.
"If that happens, your dress is going to get extra patterns." Felix smiles back, this one unbashedly threatening.
"Now that's not fair!" They exasperatedly complain, hands flying up dramatically.
"Fine!" Felix groans, head shakily making its way to lower over the sink.
"Finally!"
. . . .
"Ta-da!" Lavender cheers, unplugging the hairdryer and slightly fluffing Felix's newly bleached hair.
"You look great!" They add finally, smiling and almost bursting from the giddiness of their friend's new look.
"Looks better than I expected." He acknowledges, head nodding up and humming impressed as she looks over the reflection.
"Thank you-! Ang galing k- HEY, WAIT, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
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(A/N): Fun drabble!
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