Instagram: So like, I said that I was a lesbian, and he gave me the DUMBEST LOOK EVER, and literally said: "I thought you were normal."
YouTube: Ugh, Twitter's such a jerk! He never respects people for who they are!
Twitter, from a distance: Hey, I heard that!
FaceBook: Oh, be glad! In the olden days, no one spoke about it!
SnapChat: Like you would know. You were invented in 2004.
FaceBook: *crosses arms* My point still stands!
Instagram: Mhm, sure old lady-
*Suddenly, a plane shows up in the sky. It flies down and-*
*CRASH*
Everyone: *screams*
TikTok: Oh no! Aliens!
Reddit: I'm sure those aren't aliens, stupid. It's a plane, not a spaceship.
Pinterest: It WAS a plane. Before it crashed at least.
Twitter: Well the pilot isn't that good. Also, it's still a plane, dumdum!
Tumblr: I wonder who's in there.
*Two apps come out of the plane; the Smule app and Tinder app.*
Smule: I told you I should've been the pilot!
Tinder: Well sorry I'm trying to help out!
Smule: You never listen TO ANYTHING I-
*they start bickering*
WhatsApp: Uhm, who are you guys and why are you here?
Smule: *pushes Tinder off her* Oh, yeah, right! We are Smule and Tinder and we are here to host an object show with you guys!
Tinder: It's called Battle For Best App and it's exactly what you think it is; a battle to determine who's the best app out of all of you!
TikTok: Ooh, cool! What's the prize? Besides being the best app of course.
Smule: Uhh... *whispers to Tinder* What should the prize be?
Tinder, whispering back: I dunno, we'll see later.
Smule: You'll see as soon as you win!
TikTok: Hmm... Ok! :D
Wattpad: Are you two gay?
Smule, blushing a bit: Why are you asking that?
AO3: Oh, pfft, we're just curious! *giggles*
Tinder, blushing too: ...Ok.
Wattpad: But are you gay though?
Tinder: Well, we-
Smule: Ok, before we start, please introduce yourselves.
Reddit: Hi, I'm Reddit and I love memes.
TikTok: Hi, I'm TikTok and I'm not like other girls!
Discord: Hwi, I'm Discowd and- ugh I'm not gonna do that accent. I'm Discord and people think I'm a furry, WHICH I'M NOT!
YouTube: Suuuure. *rolls her eyes*
Reddit: He's in the denial stage. You don't wanna know how long he took to come out as a gay demiboy.
Discord: I was figuring that out! That's totally different.
Reddit: Whatever you say man. You will always be my little kitten. *wraps his arm around Discord*
Wattpad: Hi I'm Wattpad and I write fanfics.
AO3: I'm Archive Of Our Own, but just call me AO3. I do the same thing Wattpad does, but somewhat different.
Instagram: I'm Instagram and I know this will be fabulous! I will win ofc, I just know. *puts hands on hips iconically*
Twitter: I'm Twitter and the Earth is fl-
Smule: Ok this is getting boring. If you guys wanna know who competes here, just read the A/N before this chapter. Simple is that. You'll see their pronouns as well.
FaceBook: In the olden days we didn't have pronouns.
Discord: ...Dude, really? Pronouns are literally part of the English grammar. And other languages' grammar too by the way.
Twitter: Sure, nerd.
Smule: Ok, enough chit chat! *snaps fingers*
*Everyone is on a platform with a parkour above lava and after that parkour there's another platform*
Smule: Your first challenge is to finish this parkour. If you fall, you uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
*beep*
Smule: You basically die!
Discord: But how do we come back to life if we die? ÚnÙ
Twitter, mumbling: Furry.
Smule: Oh we have a recovery center. Tinder?
Tinder: *on her phone*
Smule: TINDER!
Tinder: GIRL WHAT?
Smule: YOU HAD THE RECOVERY CENTER RIGHT?
Tinder: YEAH I GOT IT FROM IKEA! *pulls out a bag and empties it on the ground* I JUST HAVE TO BUILD IT!
Smule: You could've gotten it anywhere else- OK, BUILD IT FAST! BECAUSE WE WILL START THE CHALLENGE SOON! *turns to the contestants* Ok, the rules for this challenge are simple. If you pass the parkour, you're safe. If you die, you're out.
TikTok: Aww. That means I can only die in a quirky way once...
Smule: *concerned look*...Ok, whatever you say. Anyways, pushing, shoving, kicking and horse play is especially allowed and very much recommended! Ok now, go!
*everyone starts parkouring*
*Ok I'm too lazy to mention how it went so let's just say that Insta and TikTok were safe because quirkiness.*
TikTok: Insta, I'll have to push you off. In a quirky way.
Instagram: Hell no! You're going down, TikTok!
*They're about to have an epic bitch fight but then Smule stops them.*
Smule: You guys are both safe! You're the team captains! *teleports them all down* But you'll make the teams next episode!
TikTok: Noooooo! *cries in a quirky not like other girls way*
Instagram: Ok then...
Tinder: Welp, stay tuned for the next episode! Smule and I are gonna make o-
Smule: *puts her hand on Tinder's mouth* NO! WE'RE IN PUBLIC! Also, like Tinder said, stay tuned!
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Battle For Best App
HumorWhich social media app is the best? In this amazing object show you'll figure that out! THIS SHOW IS ENTIRELY SATIRE AND WILL NOT BE AS GOOD AS MY OTHER STORIES! IT'S JUST MADE FOR FUN!
