TikTok, Pinterest, Reddit and Discord: *vibing to 15 cars* CUZ WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS AND DRIVE IN HILLTOP HOUSES DRIVING 15 CARS-
Instagram and YouTube: *watching them*
Instagram: They're so weird. I can't believe Reddit hangs out with those dumbos! He's so stupid...
YouTube: Well you wanted him on your team.
Instagram: Oh shush, you know he's way cooler and sexier than Twitter. Not that I think he is, I'm a lesbian, fuck those guys, other people just think he's sexy, ya get me?
YouTube: Mhm, got it.
Smule: Way Better Namers, come here, it's elimination time!
*Elimination show theme starts playing*
(In the melody of let it go from Frozen)
Let's go, let's go, it's the elimination show
Let's go, let's go, somebody's going home
I don't know, what the hell to rhyme
So come with meeeeeeeeee
It''s now elimination time
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SnapChat: Not gonna lie, that song was just plain bad.
Smule, standing on a stage while the contestants are sitting on wooden chairs: Hey, I made it myself! Now STFU before I eliminate your SnapChass.
Tinder: Hey hey, calm down.
Smule: I AM CALM!
Tinder: *flinches and looks concerned at Smule*
Smule: Anyways, let's do the elimination! Reddit, you're very popular, apparently.
Reddit: Huh?
Smule: Yep! They love you! At least four viewers have voted for you. That means you have immunity.
Reddit: Whoa! Can I thank them?
Smule: Sure, I'll give you a moment. :)
Reddit: Thank all of you for voting me, I wanna thank my family, friends, and he ones who voted for this victory. A special thanks to-
Smule: And your time is up!
Reddit: You said you'd give me a moment!
Smule: And you wasted all of it. Now, here's your prize! *throws gloves to Reddit*
Reddit: *catches them* Gloves? Really?
Smule: Put them on!
Reddit: *puts them on and claws come out of them* ...Are you serious?
Smule: It'll help you in the next challenge, trust me. Ok, now I'll explain how elimination works. Each of you goes into this box, *points at an old toilet cubicle* where you can press a button for who you want to vote for.
Tumblr: That's a toilet cub-
Smule: Go! :D
Instagram: Hmm, since Reddit has immunity, I'll just vote for... I'll vote for FaceBook instead. *presses button*
YouTube: Hmm, ok, sorry Tumblr, but you looked at Insta's ass a bit too long for my liking. *about to press the button, but retracts her arm* Ugh, who am I kidding? I'll vote FaceBook because Tumblr is pretty based. *presses button*
ChapChat: Sorry FaceBook, but you're too old for this competition. *presses button*
Tumblr: Hmm... Ok, I'm sorry Insta, but I'm starting to kinda dislike you for being so rude to people. You seemed ok at first, but after spending more time with you, *lip smack* sorry pal. *presses button*
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Battle For Best App
HumorWhich social media app is the best? In this amazing object show you'll figure that out! THIS SHOW IS ENTIRELY SATIRE AND WILL NOT BE AS GOOD AS MY OTHER STORIES! IT'S JUST MADE FOR FUN!