BFBA 3: The last one standing wins

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TikTok, Pinterest, Reddit and Discord: *vibing to 15 cars* CUZ WE ALL JUST WANNA BE BIG ROCKSTARS AND DRIVE IN HILLTOP HOUSES DRIVING 15 CARS-

Instagram and YouTube: *watching them*

Instagram: They're so weird. I can't believe Reddit hangs out with those dumbos! He's so stupid...

YouTube: Well you wanted him on your team.

Instagram: Oh shush, you know he's way cooler and sexier than Twitter. Not that I think he is, I'm a lesbian, fuck those guys, other people just think he's sexy, ya get me?

YouTube: Mhm, got it. 

Smule: Way Better Namers, come here, it's elimination time! 

*Elimination show theme starts playing*

(In the melody of let it go from Frozen)

Let's go, let's go, it's the elimination show

Let's go, let's go, somebody's going home

I don't know, what the hell to rhyme

So come with meeeeeeeeee

It''s now elimination time

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SnapChat: Not gonna lie, that song was just plain bad.

Smule, standing on a stage while the contestants are sitting on wooden chairs: Hey, I made it myself! Now STFU before I eliminate your SnapChass.

Tinder: Hey hey, calm down. 

Smule: I AM CALM! 

Tinder: *flinches and looks concerned at Smule*

Smule: Anyways, let's do the elimination! Reddit, you're very popular, apparently. 

Reddit: Huh?

Smule: Yep! They love you! At least four viewers have voted for you. That means you have immunity. 

Reddit: Whoa! Can I thank them?

Smule: Sure, I'll give you a moment. :)

Reddit: Thank all of you for voting me, I wanna thank my family, friends, and he ones who voted for this victory. A special thanks to-

Smule: And your time is up! 

Reddit: You said you'd give me a moment! 

Smule: And you wasted all of it. Now, here's your prize! *throws gloves to Reddit*

Reddit: *catches them* Gloves? Really?

Smule: Put them on! 

Reddit: *puts them on and claws come out of them* ...Are you serious? 

Smule: It'll help you in the next challenge, trust me. Ok, now I'll explain how elimination works. Each of you goes into this box, *points at an old toilet cubicle* where you can press a button for who you want to vote for. 

Tumblr: That's a toilet cub-

Smule: Go! :D 

Instagram: Hmm, since Reddit has immunity, I'll just vote for... I'll vote for FaceBook instead. *presses button*

YouTube: Hmm, ok, sorry Tumblr, but you looked at Insta's ass a bit too long for my liking. *about to press the button, but retracts her arm* Ugh, who am I kidding? I'll vote FaceBook because Tumblr is pretty based. *presses button*

ChapChat: Sorry FaceBook, but you're too old for this competition. *presses button*

Tumblr: Hmm... Ok, I'm sorry Insta, but I'm starting to kinda dislike you for being so rude to people. You seemed ok at first, but after spending more time with you, *lip smack* sorry pal. *presses button*

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 12, 2022 ⏰

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